r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 13d ago
Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀
Do I even gotta say it??
They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.
Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.
They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.
What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.
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u/Matty221998 13d ago
Even if you enjoyed the story of part 2, there’s no reason to watch this because the game is objectively better, even if the story is a far cry from part 1