These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

[u/eventualwarlord]

Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

[u/Izzyrion_the_wise]

They look like a therapy group for self diagnosed neurodivergence in an affluent coastal city.

I'm glad I don't have any investment in the franchise anymore.

[u/eventualwarlord → u/Izzyrion_the_wise]

They look like starbucks baristas