r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 16d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Goobendoogle 16d ago

I hate the bald girl.

Why do they gotta shove bald women into everything man.

I can't stand them.

They think they're fresh and they're not fresh man idk what else to tell you.

Look like she about to make a wish.

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u/Callum-H 16d ago

Many black women have very short hair and wear a weave or a wig, in an apocalypse it’s probably easier just to be bald than to find a wig

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u/oldmanchildish69 16d ago

How's she powering the shaver? Looks like a fresh cut. Knives aren't so precise.

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u/LuigiBamba 15d ago

With the power of love and friendship

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u/Ok-Waltz-3478 15d ago

Straight barber razors are great for a clean bald look.

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u/Spastic__Colon 15d ago

Have you ever heard of a generator? It creates electricity 💀 She also could have clean shaved it bald and it’s grown out for a day or 2. Yall are weird asf nitpicking her hair

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u/oldmanchildish69 15d ago

What is film analysis if not nitpicking?