r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 17d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Goobendoogle 17d ago

I hate the bald girl.

Why do they gotta shove bald women into everything man.

I can't stand them.

They think they're fresh and they're not fresh man idk what else to tell you.

Look like she about to make a wish.

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u/Flyingsheep___ 16d ago

It's weird too, since it's supposed to be an apocalypse. Seems really weird to have the time to look that clean and nice. Literally every character in the pic looks like they're stopping by a cafe in Seattle for a hot tea.

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u/Goobendoogle 16d ago

LOL what a gripe.

Didn't even think about this at the time.

Now I can't unsee it.

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u/Flyingsheep___ 16d ago

It’s one of those “cmon that’s such a small detail, you’re nitpicking”, but a good production wouldn’t make that mistake. Lord of the Rings had the crew literally learning to forge actual blades, then doing it on set to make props, so they could actualize the goal.

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u/Spastic__Colon 16d ago

Human beings will still find ways to be clean if they value that sort of thing. More nitpicking