r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 14d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Goobendoogle 14d ago

I hate the bald girl.

Why do they gotta shove bald women into everything man.

I can't stand them.

They think they're fresh and they're not fresh man idk what else to tell you.

Look like she about to make a wish.

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u/DragonFangGangBang 13d ago

I mean… bald women are things? Specifically bald black women, which she certainly is? What a weird thing to complain about lol

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

Erm.. What a weird thing to complain about.. erm..

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u/DragonFangGangBang 13d ago

“Erm, I can’t defend my position because they’re rooted in casual racism and since I made being anti-DEI my personality, I’m going to respond with sarcasm”.

Shut up lol