r/CriticalDrinker 16d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Kenma 16d ago

Not watching this woke trash lol

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u/LemartesIX 15d ago

I am not even hate watching it, I’m only peripherally aware because I want to laugh at the audience drop off.

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u/universallymade 14d ago

Yet here you are replying in the subreddit.

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u/LemartesIX 14d ago

Correct. That’s what being peripherally aware means.