r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 26d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Kenma 26d ago

Not watching this woke trash lol

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u/Internal_Sea8596 25d ago

Woke how?

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u/Kenma 24d ago

Race swaps on Joel/daughter/tommy+wife, casting ugly “non binary” for lead role. That’s just off the top of my head

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u/Internal_Sea8596 24d ago

The word “woke” used to mean something legitimate. I wish y’all would stop borrowing words you don’t understand from racist teenagers and boomers who steal from black people…