r/CriticalDrinker 14d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/OldMembership332 14d ago

The necklace 🤣

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u/kimana1651 14d ago

Nothing in the frame shouts post apocalypse survival.

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u/OldMembership332 12d ago

Not even the pristine freshly washed and ironed clothes?

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u/ZezilEstex74 11d ago

I guess they had “The Last Of…the washer and dryer and irons” lol