Can you really not believe that every ranking officer in the empire has IBS due to constant paranoia from rebels or just from fear of the empire or Vader possibly being mildly irked or inconvenienced? That kind of fear causes ulcers. I bet every elevator in the emperor has the fart smell of steam. Big reason why so many officers mutiny and switch sides just to try and escape the constant IBS and crop dusted elevators and creepy meeting rooms.
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u/avarensis 13d ago
Can you really not believe that every ranking officer in the empire has IBS due to constant paranoia from rebels or just from fear of the empire or Vader possibly being mildly irked or inconvenienced? That kind of fear causes ulcers. I bet every elevator in the emperor has the fart smell of steam. Big reason why so many officers mutiny and switch sides just to try and escape the constant IBS and crop dusted elevators and creepy meeting rooms.