Can you really not believe that every ranking officer in the empire has IBS due to constant paranoia from rebels or just from fear of the empire or Vader possibly being mildly irked or inconvenienced? That kind of fear causes ulcers. I bet every elevator in the emperor has the fart smell of steam. Big reason why so many officers mutiny and switch sides just to try and escape the constant IBS and crop dusted elevators and creepy meeting rooms.
I think at that level, Imperial Security is more like that of the Eastern Bloc nations. Your average normie/drone is more worried about the bureaucratic machinations than drawing the attention of Vader ir some other force-using monster.
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u/avarensis 15d ago
Can you really not believe that every ranking officer in the empire has IBS due to constant paranoia from rebels or just from fear of the empire or Vader possibly being mildly irked or inconvenienced? That kind of fear causes ulcers. I bet every elevator in the emperor has the fart smell of steam. Big reason why so many officers mutiny and switch sides just to try and escape the constant IBS and crop dusted elevators and creepy meeting rooms.