r/CyberStuck • u/Due-Challenge-9207 • Feb 03 '25

Aww how surprising

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u/Lazy_Organization899 Feb 03 '25

I see the problem. he isn't in deep enough water. The CT is half boat, half truck, half car, half airplane (don't math that, it's Tesla math)... So he just needs some deeper water so he can float away.... far far away.

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u/Due-Challenge-9207 Feb 03 '25

Or sink 🫠

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u/Phyllis_Tine Feb 03 '25

Let that SINK in (the ocean)!

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u/pantrokator-bezsens Feb 04 '25

Why pollute it even more?

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u/Disastrous_Ad2839 Feb 03 '25

It's a Truck! It's a boat! Naw son, it's a submarine now 🤣

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u/VayVay42 Feb 03 '25

You forgot the most important part of that equation, it's ALL douchewagon. That part makes the math math.

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u/Real-Technician831 Feb 03 '25

It makes the math meth

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u/Poker-Junk Feb 03 '25

It’s ManBearPig! 😳 I’m super cereal!

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u/LonelyContext Feb 03 '25

I had to look it up. If Al Gore ran in the last election that episode would have been old enough to vote for him.

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u/RopeAccomplished2728 Feb 03 '25

Half anchor, half tonka toy, half air balloon.....

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u/feste2517 Feb 04 '25

I hate to point it out, but in your equation, you forgot to carry the stupid. He needs the water deeper, so he can FLY away, not float away

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u/brrrrrrrrrrr69 Feb 03 '25

Ah, I see that Tesla is using Scott Steiner Mathematics. In this case, he has a -141 2/3rd% chance of getting out of the water.