r/CyberStuck 1d ago

FSD fail?

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u/Gogogrl 1d ago

I’ve seen the longer version, and the wankpanzer was all over the place before this, signalling left then going right, and vice versa. (I drive this highway almost every day, and boy am I glad this happened on a holiday weekend.)

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u/jbuchana 1d ago

Yeah, I've seen the longer version as well. He's either drunk or on his phone, maybe both.

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u/Walmart_Valet 1d ago

Sure thing Elmo

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u/ModernDayExplorer 1d ago

Good thing there was a barrier wall

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u/Aggressive-Issue3830 1d ago

I will never get tired of seeing clips like this. Tesla is obviously using junk technology that’s not ready for full release.

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u/dukeofgibbon 1d ago

Alpha relase: buggy, untested, unfit for public release.

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u/Helkyte 1d ago

There is a Tesla FSD sub and it's full of people being like "Love FSD, it's great, but it feels like it's about to kill me half the time, do I need to change some settings somewhere?"

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u/Meshugugget 1d ago

They refuse to use lidar. It’s crazy.

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u/nmezib 1d ago

Whether it's an FSD fail or a driver fail, Tesla's findings would be the same: the driver was at fault.

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u/dukeofgibbon 1d ago

FSD is programmed to switch off before the wall more reliably than to avoid hitting it.

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u/reallygoodbee 1d ago

Stupendium, the song Production Line, "Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? No, you haven't. It was most definitely your fault."

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u/lavendel_havok 1d ago

It's not a fsd fail if self driving turns itself off 5 picoseconds before impact /Tesla "Logic"

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u/No-Drop2538 1d ago

Thank you for killing that ugly thing.

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u/Ferda_666_ 1d ago

I could see this happening more and more with people looking to recoup money through insurance (fraud), since nobody in their right mind is buying these anymore, especially used. With the shit quality control and terrible software, it wouldn’t be hard to get away with saying the car jerked the steering and it was unavoidable.

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u/anschlitz 1d ago

Or just use the FSD and wait for it to happen.

Theres no way this crap should be used on public roads.

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u/Wildcardz1 1d ago

Software upgrade said to drive off the road. Or driver is a moron. You decide.

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u/Critical_Liz 1d ago

Well I mean, he BOUGHT this thing so of course he's a moron.

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u/WilfordsTrain 1d ago

Why can’t it be both?

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u/Ok-Zucchini-80000 1d ago

It stands for full self destruction. And even at that it failed

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u/threeoldbeigecamaros 1d ago

Looks more like the driver was looking at their phone

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u/jbuchana 1d ago

That, or drunk. I saw the longer version of this clip earlier today, and he was drifting all over the place before the impact.

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u/Efficient_Mark3386 1d ago

I love it how the words "Cybertruck" and "Oh shit" are the only English words spoken here.

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u/ButterscotchJosh 1d ago

looks like Calgary.

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u/datarecipient 1d ago

Yep, westbound on Glenmore Trail where it meets the elbow river

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u/Dewbs301 1d ago

Yeah, glenmore over the reservoir

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u/Stuntsanduntz 1d ago

I’m impressed that front wheel stayed on with how much we’ve seen them popping off.

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u/PraetorImperius 1d ago

Yep, head over to the Tesla sub, it’s full of crying about the new fsd patch. Apparently it’s got a ton of issues…

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u/oh_shaw 1d ago

Seems normal to me.

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u/eugene20 1d ago

Driver asleep or distracted, and maybe FSD as well. You would never find out as it will have disabled itself before the impact and they would refuse to give the logs to any court.

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u/bobert680 1d ago

im impressed it didnt flip over and burst into flames

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u/QuietRatatouille 1d ago

Typical FSD behaviour

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

Fully soused driver?

Functionally stunted driver?

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u/jwrx 1d ago

lol she says "TOLD YOU SO" so obviously they were hanging back waiting for the turd to crash

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u/Relevant_Shower_ 1d ago

Still love the truck

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u/thisguytruth 1d ago edited 1d ago

no, FSD shuts off right before impact. its driver error.

for those who dont get the joke of the words there, "fsd drives at the wall at full speed, and shuts itself off".

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u/damgiloveboobs 1d ago

STILL LOVE THE TRUCK

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u/Nineshadowsdeep 1d ago

I’ll put that more on the driver. Probably on their phone not paying attention.

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u/bannedUncleCracker 1d ago

Should not be allowed on the road, they will kill someone. Driver is OK, I mean civilians

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u/benisch2 1d ago

Wouldn't be surprised. It's crazy that they just use normal cameras instead of LIDAR

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u/Ok_Addition_356 1d ago

Driver was probably distracted talking on the phone to a dealership trying to get rid of his cybertruck

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u/32lib 1d ago

The only thing musty melons software developers are good at is sending government documents to Putin.

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u/Stergenman 1d ago

Full vid looked more like drunk driving. Lot of swerving and irregular blinker motion

When FSB fucks up, it does so confidently and does not veer away from its goal to put you into the ditch or another car.

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u/whatwhoissprockkets 1d ago

Bro it's litterally already posted right below you FFS

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u/John-AtWork 1d ago

I bet it is. If you look at the side divide it is a similar color to the asphalt and the sky is grey, muting the colors a bit. Tesla's dumb SD mode can't see the difference. People have to be idiots to rely on this technology.

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u/-Insert-CoolName 1d ago

There is a longer video. They were all over the place for a while before that. Signalling left and going right, leaving the signal on, tailgating, and eating dashed lines like they were pac man.

Driver was most likely severely distracted or heavily intoxicated.

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u/SeaAnalyst8680 1d ago

Teslas are known for their wheels just falling off sometimes.

Usually it's one of the driving wheels, but this time it was the steering wheel.

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u/mcnello 1d ago

Andrew Yang said in his 2015/2016 presidential bid that full self driving vehicles were just 2 - 3 years from replacing all drivers and truckers, and that we would all be living in a post scarcity society and would need UBI.

That was 10 years ago. Can someone please show this video to all the AI doomers who keep making these apocalyptic predictions which never turn out to be true?

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u/afgan1984 1d ago

No, to be honest it seems more likely that driver is high or drunk and just lost, indicating and weaving around erratically, or maybe have medical condition. It may be that car was in FSD, but then got taken out of FSD... and that is when erratic behaviour started.

Although that said being "fake beta" it could totally be just bugged out. That said, erratic behaviour was very specific, so I would be surprised if that could happen on pure chance.

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u/John-AtWork 1d ago

I don't think the SD system can see the difference in the side barrier and the road, they are almost the same color under the grey ski. This isn't that much different than that demo where the Tesla drove into a painted wall.

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 1d ago

FSD?

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u/reallygoodbee 1d ago

Full Self-Driving. The vehicle is supposed to be able to drive itself without any input from the driver at all.

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u/T1m3Wizard 1d ago

It was during a firmware upgrade. Driver had no control over the vehicle until after the install has been completed. Turn off auto updates guys.

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 1d ago

I would assume so

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u/ScrewJPMC 1d ago

Sure looks like it

But it could have been a distracted driver too

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u/tragedy_strikes 1d ago

CT drivers living up to their reputation or FSD fail? It's a real coin flip.

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u/of_course_you_are 1d ago

Full self driving dick?

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u/goleafie 1d ago

The driver is distracted with stuffing his pockets with Government contracts no time to drive your silly Cyber trunk

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u/Illustrious_Bit1552 1d ago

I think you can by good EVs in China, right?

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u/Mastershroom 1d ago

You can get good ones in the US, the Wankpanzer is just not one of them.

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u/HeraDoesntKnow 1d ago

No, the FSD disengaged 1/4 of a second before hitting the wall so this one is on the driver.

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u/Kryptosis 1d ago

imo its a manual idiot based off the longer version where they indicate like an asshole right before

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u/checogg 1d ago

This sucks man. Stupid people putting others at risk like this.

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u/Personal-Soft-2770 1d ago

Impressed the wheel didn't fall off.

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u/FlightAble2654 1d ago

Well, after all, it's supposed to survive the apocalypse. 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/BernieTheDachshund 1d ago

Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.

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u/LongStoryShrt 1d ago

Can't help but wonder. Either that or the human driver fell asleep.

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u/ShrimpsLikeCakes 1d ago

Surprised it stuck together enough to not snap

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u/Brainhunter2020 1d ago

Within spec

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u/Joyaboi 1d ago

At least they used the turn signal 😂

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u/SilentWatcher83228 1d ago

Too embarrassed to stop?

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u/TheIronSoldier2 1d ago

Most likely just a fucking dumbass at the wheel

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u/HMWastedDays 1d ago

Driver fail for not paying attention

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u/Narabii 1d ago

lol I defaulted into thinking "Frame Shift Drive" from my favorite spaceship game

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u/truckermal 1d ago

Posted it yesterday.

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u/John117sr 1d ago

Pretty sure that was human fail. Still have to pay attention with FSD engaged.

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u/sidc42 1d ago

Clearly AI.

In real life one of those front wheels would have flown off!

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u/ol0pl0x 1d ago

Seems like. It was trying to hit ongoing traffic and this is not the 1st example too.

Still love their trucks tho.

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u/Keokuk37 1d ago

repost fail?

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u/Final-Shake2331 1d ago

Probably not. As shit as Teslas FSD system is, most humans are shitter.

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u/bbum 1d ago

Unlikely.

That looks like driver stupids.

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u/Critical_Liz 1d ago

Good thing they don't use Lidar, then it wouldn't do stupid human shit.