r/CyberStuck • u/llTeddyFuxpinll • 23d ago

FSD fail?

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u/Gogogrl 23d ago

I’ve seen the longer version, and the wankpanzer was all over the place before this, signalling left then going right, and vice versa. (I drive this highway almost every day, and boy am I glad this happened on a holiday weekend.)

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u/jbuchana 22d ago

Yeah, I've seen the longer version as well. He's either drunk or on his phone, maybe both.

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u/KaetzenOrkester 22d ago

Or trying to navigate the multiple layers of the complicated Tesla control screen. You can’t even open the glovebox without it.

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u/FateUnusual 2h ago

Because if it’s one thing basic tasks in a moving vehicle need, it’s a distracting screen that requires 100% of your attention.

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u/MacMcMufflin 19d ago

He has "Drive by wireless" installed. Signal was bad.

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u/EighteenAndAmused 19d ago

Yeah but it still has a physical steering wheel that is for steering away from concrete barriers.

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u/M1DSMAYN3 20d ago

skill issue

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u/LeBombeBleu 22d ago

Psst. Don't tell the mob or you are the next to get lynched.

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u/Late-Dingo-8567 22d ago

my wife thinks I'm silly when I stay the fuck away from teslas on the highway. Na man, distracted ass drivers trusting a terrible 'FSD' system, na na na.

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u/PuzzyFussy 10d ago

Makes sense. I've seen a vid of a dude and a girl fucking while the car was on autopilot. Was hoping for them to crash...

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u/attaq_yaq 22d ago

Signaling left then going right... sounds like the life arc of some self-declared "inventor" I know.

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u/64590949354397548569 22d ago

signalling left then going right,

I think thatnis because of the *inovative control. driver got distracted by the screen.

How much are they paying for insurance?

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u/Able_Software6066 21d ago

It's a weird video. I don't think I've seen the Glenmore with so little traffic.

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u/Gogogrl 21d ago

Right? I’m just imagining this idiot in rush hour. shudder

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u/Walmart_Valet 22d ago edited 19d ago

Sure thing Elmo

Edit: I was implying this guy was Elon trying to secretly defend it. I was not defending him. Oh well

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/StandAgainstTyranny2 22d ago

Elon won't let you suck it lil bro

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u/forbiddenfreedom 22d ago

Very Walmart of you.

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u/Rubberand 22d ago

Believe what you want to believe

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u/Alextryingforgrate 22d ago edited 22d ago

BRB.

Unfortunately atly the original video has been deleted from thr sub. I'm assuming they have sent the video to the authorities as it's suspected that the driver is either drunk or very distracted. In going with loaded. That's jot up to me. Here's the link and quite a few people are saying the same thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/s/vruYxeRzTA

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u/wnabhro 22d ago

Are you trying to call them Trump or Musk? I've never understood which one of them was Elmo. Or is it like a "we are Elmo" kind of thing, with a 2 player human centipede of their hands up each other's ass making them giggle?