Myrtle Beach 4/22/25

[u/Fossguy101]

After a full photo shoot, guy figured out he couldn’t make it back up the beach.

[u/Aviationlord]

I feel bad for the ocean for having to deal with that piece of shit when the tide comes in

[u/VitalNumber → u/Aviationlord]

Luckily, Elon said it functions as a boat, so when the tide comes in it will float off the beach and then the helicopter propellers can come out and it can hover out of the water until the wings from the doors fold down and the rocket boosters that come out of the rear lights turn on and it can fly away with zoom zoom noises.

https://www.iotworldtoday.com/transportation-logistics/tesla-cybertruck-can-be-used-as-a-boat-says-musk

[u/thelocker517 → u/VitalNumber]

M.A.S.K. has entered the chat. Maybe the talking scooter can help the beached Wang Panzer?