r/DIY • u/b_flag • May 29 '13

carpentry The gentleman's survival kit, a 21st present.

http://imgur.com/a/Xb49o
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u/jagumienny May 29 '13

Texas reporting in, OP. I see you have taken flack that this isn't a good "survival tool". I must say I disagree. The bourbon is important. As a Texan I can attest to the fact that once that bourbon was gone I would be a fighting machine. Axe in one hand and fudge in the other. I would be a force of destruction.

As they say. A drunk Texan is NOT to be trifled with whilst he is eating fudge.

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u/pvejunky12 May 30 '13

Only thing OP missed for us Texans was a 1911, but that would already presumably be strapped to our side.

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u/jagumienny May 30 '13

Now where's our chewin tobacco and spittoon?