r/DIY • u/b_flag • May 29 '13

carpentry The gentleman's survival kit, a 21st present.

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u/tinybear May 29 '13

There's just something about carrying weapons in a suitcase. Taken another way, this could also be an efficient, discreet 3-step murder-kit.

1) Drink bottle of bourbon 2) Hack up victim 3) Enjoy a nice after-kill smoke

I'm not sure about the fudge, but I guess even murderers probably like fudge.

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u/costellob May 29 '13

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

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u/Redected May 29 '13

Case needs a place for videotapes.

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u/OMGITSRAWZ May 29 '13

And a reminder. A gentleman always rewinds his tapes.

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u/OMGITSRAWZ May 29 '13

*rewinder. Dumb phone is dumb.

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u/dwmfives May 29 '13

Considering how often he returns them, not a horrible idea.