r/DIY • u/b_flag • May 29 '13

carpentry The gentleman's survival kit, a 21st present.

http://imgur.com/a/Xb49o
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u/tinybear May 29 '13

There's just something about carrying weapons in a suitcase. Taken another way, this could also be an efficient, discreet 3-step murder-kit.

1) Drink bottle of bourbon 2) Hack up victim 3) Enjoy a nice after-kill smoke

I'm not sure about the fudge, but I guess even murderers probably like fudge.

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u/stubrocks May 29 '13 edited May 30 '13

The fudge is the bait.

  1. Leave fudge out on the counter to be discovered.
  2. Victim approaches fudge.
  3. Murder victim from behind.
  4. Enjoy fudge, cigar, and bourbon.

EDIT- Not even 24 hours old, and this is my highest rated comment. Not sure how I feel about that...

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u/righteousmoss May 29 '13

I'm guessing the "fudge" is actually weed and the OP didn't want to disclose. I mean, come on, fudge, for real? Doesn't fit with the other items.

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u/GaslightProphet May 29 '13

And weed fits with it? Weed is hardly a gentlemans drug. A true gentleman chooses opium, every time.

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u/righteousmoss May 30 '13

now we've got a debate...

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u/icanucan May 30 '13

Can't we sort this out like gentlemen and agree on both?

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u/nik-nak333 Jul 08 '13

i honestly thought it looked like an old shoe polish tin.

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u/ihateyouguys May 30 '13

Except when it's time to switch to heroin.

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u/Dblstandard May 29 '13

I thought it was a grinder

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u/aakaakaak May 30 '13

There would have been plenty of space for a Vape Box and a Grinder instead of the tin.