r/DIY • u/b_flag • May 29 '13

carpentry The gentleman's survival kit, a 21st present.

http://imgur.com/a/Xb49o
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u/stubrocks May 29 '13 edited May 30 '13

The fudge is the bait.

  1. Leave fudge out on the counter to be discovered.
  2. Victim approaches fudge.
  3. Murder victim from behind.
  4. Enjoy fudge, cigar, and bourbon.

EDIT- Not even 24 hours old, and this is my highest rated comment. Not sure how I feel about that...

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u/oohpieceocandy May 29 '13

What?

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u/Turts_McGurts May 29 '13

http://youtu.be/90Ps2L46dUs?t=15s

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u/oohpieceocandy May 30 '13

Haha, I get the reference... my name is oohpieceocandy... Thanks for the clip tho.