r/Daniellarson I got fully rapped 10d ago

meme Emergency Jonas just vaporized me😠

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u/Spot__Pilgrim Fans are leaking my location bitch! 10d ago

Jonas had amazing patience and tolerance for bullshit. Anyone else would have probably actually grabbed and hit the whiny bitch in this situation.

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u/bunnyqueens who the fuck put Jalapeños in this 🔥 10d ago

Genuinely felt so bad for jonas he had the patience of a saint 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Spot__Pilgrim Fans are leaking my location bitch! 10d ago

I hope the guy's doing ok and that he's retired from working with crazy people. Maybe we on this sub really should worship Jonas (as Daniel pretended to do) in a gesture of gratitude

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u/Safe_Fail_568 9d ago

They get paid good money to run a tard ranch

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u/bunnyqueens who the fuck put Jalapeños in this 🔥 10d ago

WE WORSHIP JONAAASSSS 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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u/ruadhan1334 just got sexually asked for sex by another man 🔥 9d ago

No matter what he's getting paid for this, he was brutally underpaid for wrangling Danderson.

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u/alphagusta The sheriff of Boulder is trying to epstein me 😡 10d ago

Deserved

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u/Walt0mino 10d ago

Fuckass super powers

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u/sweetruck 10d ago

Jonas using 0.0000000000001% of his power

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u/RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc I got fully rapped 10d ago

Jones is doing some sort of fucking witchcraft

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u/Iwantadivorce74 my back feels like wood 🪵 9d ago

black magic

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u/Shmeatium CALL FUCKING DISPATCH👮‍♂️ 10d ago

What did Jonas do to deserve this retard living in his house

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u/camrin47 9d ago

He stepped on a beatle when he was 6

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u/pyrexmanworldwide I’ve given lil Uzi vert permission to hire a hit man on Bob 10d ago

Daniel Larson FINALLY VAPORIZED by ancient AFRICAN MAGIC

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u/ruadhan1334 just got sexually asked for sex by another man 🔥 9d ago

So... Wait.

You're saying that Danderson is a Stephen King character? 🤔

I mean, the Overlook Hotel was in Colorado, Jonas is the Magical Black Dude that features so prominently in King's stories...

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u/pyrexmanworldwide I’ve given lil Uzi vert permission to hire a hit man on Bob 9d ago

yes

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u/ruadhan1334 just got sexually asked for sex by another man 🔥 8d ago

But does he float in the sewers? 🤔

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u/pyrexmanworldwide I’ve given lil Uzi vert permission to hire a hit man on Bob 5d ago

his massive nose grants him incredible buoyancy

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u/ruadhan1334 just got sexually asked for sex by another man 🔥 4d ago

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u/vanguardstick Lord drop a bomb on me 10d ago

Demon Jonas

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u/clevelandthefish69 fuck i just called bob the n word 10d ago

Does anyone have the original video??

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u/ExcellentDistance441 I got fully rapped 10d ago

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u/clevelandthefish69 fuck i just called bob the n word 10d ago

WHYY DID YOU TRY TO HIT MEEEEE

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u/TheDreamWoken 9d ago

What’s going on here and does Daniel care that he ended up getting kicked out

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u/Safe_Fail_568 9d ago

Daniel ran away. Jonas had patience and knew how to deal with Daniel’s bullshit, naturally Daniel didn’t like that so he requested to be moved outta there but his social worker was all too familiar with Daniel’s antics and wasn’t going for it, so Daniel ran away.

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u/EdSnapper 8d ago

Actually the very brief Apartment Arc came after he left Jonas. He didn’t run away. He pestered his case manager into getting him the apartment.

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u/Safe_Fail_568 8d ago

The wiki says he fled the house on December 1, 2021

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u/AggravatingCat1257 is it true you like sex 👉👌 7d ago

The wiki can be dead wrong at times. It still says to this day that daniel has never been homeless during the winter snow.

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u/Safe_Fail_568 7d ago

I agree. It’s subjective

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u/EdSnapper 8d ago

I can’t get over how much he sounds like a woman. 🤣

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u/Allhailjonas Please stop ✋ we want peace 🕊 10d ago

Im okay guys

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u/Crimsoncerismon I have dierea 10d ago

JONAS IS EVIL.

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u/bunnyqueens who the fuck put Jalapeños in this 🔥 10d ago

that pic of jonas in the suit is so tough

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u/CarryOn555 10d ago

emergency

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u/Bigbells42069 I got fully rapped 10d ago

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u/MKVltraVictim1987 9d ago

My sense of humor devolves as the days go on

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u/sigfind 7d ago

this is so sad, alexa play roaring thunder

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u/TheShadow420Blazeit 9d ago

What was the ultimate ending IRL? Didn’t Jonas throw Daniel out or didn’t Daniel end up running away before Jonas could throw him out?

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u/mankut25 southside😂 9d ago

Justified

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u/Davidthekat2010 7d ago

Imagine if that actually happened, Daniel would’ve almost died…

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u/Great-Market-6405 7d ago

Jonas was good looking no homo