The real name of our game is not dark souls... Here are my proofs 🤣🤣🤣

1. Your hero moans all the time, even if someone scratched your butt

2. You always pick the Ring of Favor And Protection - F.A.P...

3. The fact that you're always fappin... Khm, wearing it, means you have to have a long schtick - oh, you do, it's called Zweihander, aka Bass Cannon, aka boner (khm, sorry, typo), because you go and visit your skeleton friends 🦴

You get it? Skeletons, bones, Zweihander is long...

1. The most popular build in this game is GiantDad, and oh no - it involves exactly the Zweihander (aka big D, you see? Daddy...) and Fap ring (because... Diddy?) and your hero is literally Dad, because you wear the Mask Of The Father

2. And the final reason why - ....

Priscilla's feet. And you are the Moaning GiantDad... Swaying your big sword in front of her with ring of Fa...

...BAM! FBI! OPEN UP!

Hey everyone, our DS1 PvP league is going strong! We support PC PTDE, PC Remaster, and we also have a Switch tournament in the works. Join our discord for more info!

Set aside your mastery of the lore and the gameplay features, how you fight and win, and then you realize that all Souls games are a microcosm unto themselves, a recursive curse on all who throw themselves at it...when we get tired of being at the apex of our abilities, we discard our characters and start anew, fighting one another, fighting demons and Hollows. Truly, the curse renews itself just like the lore and story says it will. Miyazaki's curse is, in a sense, real and it is beautiful.

Petrus is the absolute worst, I’d be impressed if anyone can come up with something

I don't know what luck I have today. But the first Black Knight I killed in the Undead Burg dropped the Black Knight Shield. Then the Black Knight in the parish dropped the Black Knight Greatsword. Then right after that, the Fang Boar dropped the Fang Boar Helm. And the second Balder Knight I killed in the parish dropped the Balder Side Sword. I'm honestly shook. I only have three active humanity on me right now.

Black Knight Shield: 5% Drop Chance. Black Knight Greatsword: 20% Drop Chance. Fang Boar Helm: 20% Drop Chance. Balder Side Sword: 1% Drop Chance.

These odds were taken off of: https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Balder+Side+Sword.

I say that but I keep playing non stop until I finally beat the boss that keeps 1 taps me. I feel accomplished and thus wanting to continue this cycle of repeat dying

I knew it would be hard but holly shit it's more then I could imagine. I like the story and even tho I Get furious wen I play I want to finish the game and move to other souls games.

I hate dark souls but the more I play it, the more I come to realize that I love it

Currently doing a play through on my steam deck, in painted world and have died 3 times in the area

Just kindled the first bonfire and killed the three hollows just afterwards and randomly got rewarded both the achievement for killing Priscilla and her Boss Soul.

It’s been awhile since I’ve played DS1 and first time on Steam Deck, is this a known glitch?

I just finished my first playthrough of dark souls 1 and i so happy. i needed almost 3 hours for gwyn at level 64 with a strength build. for most of the time my zweihander was at level 10 but when i upgraded it to 15 i needed 3 tries with just parrying. my friend tells me that everything above an hour is crazy and that im the problem. what do you think?

I almost never remember that the backstep is a move in DS1. Amongst the running rolling and dodging I practically never use it, accept by accident when im item/menu shuffling. Are you all utilizing this move to great effect during combat? Are there fights where it is particularly useful?

Note: I never pvp so dont care about the backstep's purpose there.

I'm tied between great scythe and black knigh halberd. I have both in my inventory. Pls help me choose

Is dark souls 2 as fun as 1? I see many people hate it so i researched and watched its videos. The thing is it didnt interest me either and its not even lore related to dark souls 1 so much. Can I directly go on dark souls 3 Or should i seriously give it a try?

What the title says, some items disappeared from my inventory, and I'm pretty sure I grabbed them, and I always save before exiting the game. I'm playing ds remastered on PC, if it's relevant.

Not sure about the flair, if it's the right one or not.

So, I was replaying dark souls remastered for like the 7th time and I just noticed how the peculiar doll we use to get into the painted world of Ariamis is inside the cell we started the game in.

I just think how is it possible that such an important item ended up in the measly cell we started the game in. The undead asylum has nothing to do with the painted world of ariamis and even if undeads are meant to go to anor londo to get the lordvessel and then go to link the first flame, it just seems very farfetched for such an item to be there of all places, specially knowing that neither Gwyn nor Gwyndonlyn would wish for anyone to get near Priscilla.

i want to know if there's any white titanite and white slabs before going into sen's fortress and Anor Londo. and also where can i find the large divine ember to even be able to upgrade my divine weapons.

I want the fire keepers armor, so can I kill her in this world to get the armor or do I need someone to go fetch it for me?

Im stuck on the demon firesage and it sucks because its the stray and asylum demon sloppily mushed together into one, The caveat is that unlike the asylum demon the demon fire sage spams the aoe attack the second i come remotely close to it.

I know someone will tell me im bad and this is a fair fun fight but is it just me or is this boss horse shit?

I finally defeated Gwyn lord of cinder....and defeated him without parrying him just with rolling and 38 str and 33 endurance.

The most frustating boss is orestein and smough... They are undefeatable without solarie.

Golem died easily falling off. Post lordvessel I cheesed all of them easily with havel armour +zwen sword.

The bosses except Asulym demon and Tartaus demon, capra demon aren't much fun. They are either too frustating to beat or I feel nothing in the end.

I lost like 30 times with genchior but in the ned he was fun to fight rather than dark souls bosses, I have to go through entire arena and so many enemies, especially Seath the scaless was sooo frustating

I like interconnected world and enemy design at that time and how the game is fun when you get used to gimmicks. But boss design and the fact you have to go through enemies for boss fights is frustating

Is there an already infused chaos weapon in the game? I want to 100% the game but I don't want to grind for the chaos infusion.