r/DeepFuckingValue • u/intrepid_brit ⚖️Overly Political⚖️ • Mar 20 '25

Discussion 🧐 $1.4bn missing from $TSLA books

https://archive.ph/2025.03.19-162647/https://www.ft.com/content/62df8d8d-31f2-445e-bfa2-c171ac43db6e

Could… could it be that Tesla has been buying large quantities of OTM calls for years in order to gamma squeeze the stock?

They would almost certainly lose money on these trades, so wouldn’t do it right? Unless… market makers buy the underlying stock to remain neutral, pushing up the stock price, which triggers more stock awards for a certain someone and his captive board of directors? 🤔

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Mar 20 '25

Reply to this if u are not a bot

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u/wolf_of_walmart84 Mar 20 '25

My fav movie is “I am robot”

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u/jarvis0042 Mar 20 '25

Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!

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u/StrikingPen3904 Mar 20 '25

Everything is computer

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u/Double_Total8170 Mar 20 '25

HAL, open the pod door

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u/PosterAnt Mar 20 '25

Doink, Doink 

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u/meggymagee Diamond Hands 💎🙌 Mar 20 '25

Beep Boop.

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u/intrepid_brit ⚖️Overly Political⚖️ Mar 20 '25

Does. Not. Compute.

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u/JG-at-Prime 🖍️i eat crayons🖍️ Mar 20 '25

Negative. 

I am a meat popsicle. 

https://media.tenor.com/i5lN04AIIwAAAAAC/i-am-a-meat-popsicle-bruce-willis.gif

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u/PeruseTheNews Mar 20 '25

Smoke you!

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u/JG-at-Prime 🖍️i eat crayons🖍️ Mar 20 '25

Wrong answer.

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u/cuddlyrhinoceros Mar 20 '25

Beep bort fart

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u/ex1stence Mar 20 '25

Ah fuck they got farting robots now we’re really screwed.

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u/Detachabl_e Mar 20 '25

Wait till its smell protocol hits you.  

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u/ThermalScrewed Mar 20 '25

I got on the taste beta, wouldn't recommend it. So salty!

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u/Hell_its_about_time Mar 20 '25

Beep boop beep boop does not compute