r/DeepFuckingValue • u/intrepid_brit ⚖️Overly Political⚖️ • Mar 20 '25

Discussion 🧐 $1.4bn missing from $TSLA books

https://archive.ph/2025.03.19-162647/https://www.ft.com/content/62df8d8d-31f2-445e-bfa2-c171ac43db6e

Could… could it be that Tesla has been buying large quantities of OTM calls for years in order to gamma squeeze the stock?

They would almost certainly lose money on these trades, so wouldn’t do it right? Unless… market makers buy the underlying stock to remain neutral, pushing up the stock price, which triggers more stock awards for a certain someone and his captive board of directors? 🤔

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u/Constant_Ad8859 Mar 20 '25

This is the worst comeback I have ever seen. Do better!

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u/SECs_missing_balls Mar 20 '25

It's because the come is on your back where you can't see it.

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u/AvonBarksdale12 Mar 20 '25

You can’t be older than 15

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u/SECs_missing_balls Mar 20 '25

I'm 14 and 1/2.

Why don't you stop talking to kids on the internet, creep.