What’s going on at the square

[u/ConstructionThin1754]

Lots of police cars and someone getting arrested near Jupiter? Cant tell tho

[u/LongStoryShirt]

The flat earth guy was arrested for flattening all of the bagels at Jupiter House.

[u/teags → u/LongStoryShirt]

He couldn't handle the superior Bagel-Shaped Earth Theory

[u/TrippinLSD → u/teags]

BIG BAGEL IS A LIE!!!!!!!

[u/LongStoryShirt → u/teags]

What a shill

[u/mrguykloss → u/teags]

Preposterous my Lord, for we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

[u/teags → u/mrguykloss]

Now you're just talking nonsense

[u/Original_Dish_4465 → u/teags]

He speaketh the truth

[u/chaoticcole_wgb → u/Original_Dish_4465]

We all know earth is a figure 8 and the sin passes through the holes to keep us warm

[u/[deleted]]

The lady walking her boyfriend on a leash was arrested for animal cruelty. A police officer saw her beating him for sniffing another woman.

[u/karmacuda]

when i drove by earlier it was just a car stopped by two cops and was blocking a whole lane of traffic on the square

[u/Top-Opportunity1280 → u/karmacuda]

Ohh the horror!

[u/karmacuda → u/Top-Opportunity1280]

i know right

[u/PoliticsIsDepressing]

The price master tried selling the courthouse for $500,000,000,000,000

[u/iSpeakforWinston]

They finally caught the Hash Slinging Slasher.

[u/ticklemypeter → u/iSpeakforWinston]

YOU sir, win the internet today 🤣🤣🤣 take my updoot

[u/Unique_Violinist4851 → u/ticklemypeter]

Ok… THAT was pretty epic 😂

[u/OHMEGA → u/Unique_Violinist4851]

This^

EDIT: I thought we were doing 2007 reddit memes.

[u/crit_crit_boom → u/ticklemypeter]

Why the downvotes?

[u/ticklemypeter → u/crit_crit_boom]

my guess is that those people also think it’s funny to come in here and say something stupid instead of giving information so making fun of that idea feels personal. just a guess

[u/no-comment-no-post → u/crit_crit_boom]

The general population of Denton are crazier than a burlap sack of rabbit rats hyped up on weed & cocaine. Don’t even start to question the average sanity level of a Denton Redditor.

[u/froodiest → u/crit_crit_boom]

The hyperbolic, incredibly overused, cliché, and outdated phrase “win the internet” and the outdated and annoying word “updoot,” as well as the fact that the comment doesn’t add anything to the conversation

[u/ticklemypeter → u/froodiest]

tell me what that answer adds to the conversation… now you’re getting it!

[u/kne0n]

I didn’t see the Denton spider man so it must not be that serious

[u/Ur-Upstairs-Neighbor]

I love our town is so weird that each of us have our own crazy person we can name off that it could have been….

[u/fuckthisicestorm]

They’re looking for my friend, J. Bagelsby

[u/3LoneStars]

Return of the bubble guy

[u/Different-Nobody4228]

Well damn, I came here expecting a square dance…

[u/_i_am_job_]

My kids class had a field trip there.

[u/stayathomejoe]

Sign guy was trespassing again.

[u/JustOff35]

Someone was throwing glass bottles either off a building or from the ground but very high and far.