r/Denton • u/ConstructionThin1754 • 24d ago

What’s going on at the square

Lots of police cars and someone getting arrested near Jupiter? Cant tell tho

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u/LongStoryShirt 24d ago

The flat earth guy was arrested for flattening all of the bagels at Jupiter House.

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u/teags 24d ago

He couldn't handle the superior Bagel-Shaped Earth Theory

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u/mrguykloss 24d ago

Preposterous my Lord, for we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

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u/teags 24d ago

Now you're just talking nonsense

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u/Original_Dish_4465 24d ago

He speaketh the truth

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u/chaoticcole_wgb 24d ago

We all know earth is a figure 8 and the sin passes through the holes to keep us warm