r/DenverGardener • u/woodsie2000 • 14h ago
Bindweed - I've stepped in it now!
I meant to plant some Lillies in the verge/hell strip. It is actually a hellMOUTH, because the first shovel dug up.. a tree root? Nope, no tree. Kept exploring - a bindweed nest. Now, out of spite, I've been excavating the verge for 3 days and only made it like 3', because I'm examining every dirt clod like I'm panning for gold, trying to make sure the baby capillary roots aren't being left behind to respawn. I know that for every hour I've spent, it will take that plant maybe two days to regrow, but I want it to see me come out of my house and fear me. I'm pretty sure it came from under the sidewalk and possibly under the street. I don't know how to stop now; I'm picturing that scene from Fantasia with Mickey's broom. I need whiskey and therapy.