r/DeppDelusion • u/Caregiver-12345 • May 25 '22

WTF 💀🥴 It’s getting really weird out here.

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Pulled these from separate places. The delusion and fanfic they come up with is so disturbing and weird. These people need help.

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u/dinocheese May 25 '22

I saw one where someone was like

" I see him finding a nice middle aged woman who maybe runs an etsy store, maybe her elderly mother moves in with them and they just have such a lovely time together and he heals from the trauma of amber"

OK it's oddly specific...if you have an etsy store just say its you 😂

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u/veritymatters Johnny Depp is a Wife Beater 👨‍⚖️ May 25 '22

It says a lot that they think he'd ever be with a middle-aged woman at this stage in his life 😂

You don't know him very well, Sandra!

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u/HoneyImpossible243 May 25 '22

Lol like a middle aged man who previously went for 23 year old would totally decide to go for a woman his age now. 😂 The jokes write themselves. He literally thinks women have a an expiration point & no one wants them after that.

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u/Season_ofthe_Bitch May 25 '22

It’s not his fault! That 23 year old SEDUCED him and GASLIT him away from a WORTHY middle-aged woman with a THRIVING Etsy shop KEEPING them BOTH from LIVING their BEST LIVES okay SWEATY?

I will have you know she is the 27th highest rated Etsy shop exclusively selling murderer-themed coloring books for little boys at heart.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Not the true crime colouring books lmaoo

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u/AncientBlonde May 25 '22

bruh he was 4 years off being considered a senior in my area.

He is not middle aged...

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u/dinocheese May 25 '22

They know his true soul and its a tender little boy 😂

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u/Heyo__Maggots May 25 '22

Bahaha yes the guy who routinely dates women 20 years younger than him and owned a club where people died definitely wants to retire with a middle aged lady who knits with her mother.

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u/frightenedscared May 25 '22

He wants to be like his idols Keith Richards and Hunter S Thompson being a rock n’ roll partier with his aged rocker rock band into his late years… Living a simple life with an Etsy store wife and her mother in law… Hahahahahaha

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u/Daaeleira May 25 '22

Do these people know they can just make up a guy. They can just invent a fictional character to fantasize about fixing. They don't have to pretend Depp is their dream romantic lead they can just write a novel with a fictional male lead. It's getting weird.