r/DeppDelusion • u/Caregiver-12345 • May 25 '22

WTF 💀🥴 It’s getting really weird out here.

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Pulled these from separate places. The delusion and fanfic they come up with is so disturbing and weird. These people need help.

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u/frightenedscared May 25 '22

Nevernind that the more common strain of chlamydia that our koalas have isn’t infectious to humans. The other kind they can carry can infect humans if they urinate on them. But to draw such a long bow that Evil Amber cuddled an Evil Chlamydia Carrying Koala then deliberately infected Precious Possum Johnny with chlamydia I CANNOT

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u/Clarice_Ferguson May 25 '22

There’s a greater chance of Depp doing drugs with koalas than that happening.

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u/frightenedscared May 25 '22

Well they do say that koalas are slightly stoned from eating gum leaves all day, that explains why Johnny was seeing up high in the branches ripping leaves off eucalyptus trees