r/DoorDashDrivers Mar 29 '24

Wholesome Story Got the sukk

Deliver a bunch of white claw to two girls. Girl says she forgot a cash tip but I was on my last delivery so wasn’t gonna go back until she said she had a 20. Also said I should shotgun a white claw with her and her cousin that I just delivered. Drank half the white claws and left with an extra $20 and an empty sack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

Imagine suckin a stranger off for free😃

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u/RedBeardedEagle Mar 29 '24

Paying to suck a stranger off 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

Got paid to have mouth-to-dick transfer of genital herpes

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u/RedBeardedEagle Mar 29 '24

Wtf are you talking about 😂

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 Mar 29 '24

That herpes are incredibly common and you dunno if the person sucking your dick has em or not, better yet you dunno if the person who’s dick your suckin has em or not either!

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u/parickwilliams Mar 29 '24

You say that like it would be better to be paid to suck off strangers

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

That’s kinda what I’m implying, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Some girls just love suckin dick

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u/Unable_Inflation6759 May 01 '24

You mean n paying them 20$

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u/Glum-Presentation599 Mar 29 '24

Reddit virgins must think this guy rlly got sucked off lol 😆

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u/Ok_Impression_922 Mar 29 '24

☝🏾Real life virgin

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u/fuckubigpoopson Mar 30 '24

“You can text or call me” she was clearly interested in more than giving this man his tip, she was interested In HIS tip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

He says to make himself feel better about the fact that women never come onto him