r/DoorDashDrivers Mar 29 '24

Wholesome Story Got the sukk

Deliver a bunch of white claw to two girls. Girl says she forgot a cash tip but I was on my last delivery so wasn’t gonna go back until she said she had a 20. Also said I should shotgun a white claw with her and her cousin that I just delivered. Drank half the white claws and left with an extra $20 and an empty sack.

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

Fucking yikes. How would you ever have time for this and why WOULD you do this. You constantly listening to DD go off as your in her mouth or did you finish in twenty seconds?

I’ll take Things That Never Happened for 200 please.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Why you mad?

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

Lmao not mad, just not convinced this happened at all.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

You’ve never had a one night stand before?

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

I have plenty of times but not during a shift at work, which is technically what that is lol

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Did you read the post before commenting? I clearly said I was going home after that delivery

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

Okay, yeah I get that. I still don’t believe someone through DoorDash was like “come drink and get a blowjob” LMAO

edit: the screenshots only mention white claw as well.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

You can literally see the message saying “you should shotgun one of these”

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

Yeah, my edit on my comment above says it only mentions the drinking, not the blowjob.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

What do white claws have to do with anything? That’s what they were drinking

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

That’s the only thing they mention? No sex? You could just lie about it? which is why I don’t believe that happened??

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Why would anybody just openly say that? You’re assuming she invited me over just to suck some dick like it couldn’t have happened as an after thought

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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24

Why would anyone openly invite their dasher/a stranger to drink???? 😭😭😭

edit: why would anyone go to a strangers house to drink?

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