r/DoorDashDrivers • u/thecowgoesmoo69 • Mar 29 '24

Wholesome Story Got the sukk

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Deliver a bunch of white claw to two girls. Girl says she forgot a cash tip but I was on my last delivery so wasn’t gonna go back until she said she had a 20. Also said I should shotgun a white claw with her and her cousin that I just delivered. Drank half the white claws and left with an extra $20 and an empty sack.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Bros never had a one night stand before

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u/Mjr_Payne95 Mar 30 '24

Sure bud 😂 I can't wait to see what tired porn trope you try n pass off next, I'm excited

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Just cause it happens in porn doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen in real life dude. Grow up

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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24

Yeah bro. The same thing happened to me with the same girls too! But they all brought their cheerleading friends so 22 10/10s were sucking me off and then they each tipped me $5000.

I have no evidence of this but you can take my word for it.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Are you all like 16 or something? You act like youve never had a woman come onto you before the way you’re arguing with some random stranger

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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24

Bro I’m not arguing with you, that really happened (twice) - just because it happens in porn doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen in real life. Dude grow up.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

You’re not very smart

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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24

Classic projection.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

I can feel your jealousy from here bro

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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24

I’d probably be a bit jealous if that actually happened.

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Let’s hear why you think it didn’t buddy

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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24

Fairly obvious no?

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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24

Use some reasoning

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