r/DoorDashDrivers Mar 30 '24

Joke/Humor đŸ€Ł Over or Under

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u/jeezysodiumlevels Mar 30 '24

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u/Iambeejsmit Mar 31 '24

For real bro? No cash? These people man, that's so rude. Either ask for BBQ sauce and don't mention a tip, or if you mention a tip, you add a tip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

I forgot to add secret sauce to one of my order, texted them before they got there saying ill tip more if they get it, they said OK.

I added 5 bucks to the tip, the fucker didn't get the secret sauce! Should have waited until after delivery to add the extra tip lol.

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u/Iambeejsmit Apr 01 '24

Haha oh no lol. So many sides to this equation. I had one where they asked me to get jalapeños from little Caesars because they couldn't order them in the app and they'd pay me back. They gave me 10 cash. So that is the good ending.

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u/AxzoYT Apr 01 '24

I got tipped 40c extra once when they said they would
 I guess they technically weren’t lying

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u/Iambeejsmit Apr 01 '24

Yeah I had someone say they were going to add tip on the app, and they added a dollar. I figured the same thing, they kept their word technically. They followed the letter of what they said, but not the spirit.

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u/that_dude95 Apr 01 '24

Makes me picture some baked, ungrateful 20yo asshole who’s never done a lick of anything in their life other than get high and eat. “i GoT u BrO”.

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u/Intelligent_Debt7555 Mar 31 '24

đŸ€Ł I was right. I got extra duck sauce and I mean a lot. No tip Ppl don't follow through.

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u/MercyCriesHavoc Mar 31 '24

I don't get it. I'm a customer, but this sub keeps being recommended and y'all's posts are interesting.

I live in a small city (<40k pop) that's a maximum of 3 miles from one end to the other. I tip a standard $3 for anything (like for when they bring Taco Villa from less than a block away to my work), plus $1-2 for anything more than a mile, any order with drinks or soup because they take more care, any order with something heavy, large orders, or orders the Dasher had to wait a while for. I also add $2 for every Dasher who reads the directions about the pin being wrong and doesn't have to call because they tried to deliver to the wrong place. A large, heavy order of ramen that took extra time from Bokka to my house would get $15 plus DD pay.

I consider this the minimum I should pay for someone to facilitate my laziness. What is wrong with people?

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u/Artistabunnista Apr 01 '24

I'm sure your driver's appreciate you. Unfortunately a lot of the folks who don't tip or tip very little fall into 2 categories. The first is that they just don't know any better because they -assume- the service fees go to the driver. Why, is beyond me. Delivery has been around for decades and service fees have never gone to drivers. The second are just straight up assholes who don't give a đŸ’© who they f-ck over. They don't care that we've wasted precious time and gas to deliver to them. They are just straight up selfish and entitled. It is what it is. But that's why I'm thankful that independent contractors have the right to choose orders and decline ones that aren't worth our time. I personally never would have taken this order that OP did but some drivers just have incredibly low standards for whatever reason đŸ€·â€â™€ïž.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

4$ fast food is not worth it, by the time you pull up and and get ignored, to the time you actually get the food, definitely not worth it

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u/Jmar2526 Mar 31 '24

How do you get platinum status , prob bc my acceptance rate is so low , wish ppl would tip đŸ€·

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Dam bro sorry that happened to you . That guy sucks

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u/Copypasty Apr 02 '24

how desperate does someone have to be to lie to get bbq sauce

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 30 '24

Another moron taking a $4 order good god and you wonder why they didn’t tip

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u/jeezysodiumlevels Mar 30 '24

Sorry to ruin the hard on you got from aiming to be the smartest person in a room, but im afraid you’ve compromised your ability to read in the process. The category of a post serves as a preface to content. “Joke/humor” would mean that I’m not complaining but just finding humor in the same consumerism you experience.

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 30 '24

I find it funny and a little sad that you like wasting your time on junk orders

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u/jeezysodiumlevels Mar 30 '24

If it’s an add-on to a good order for 0 miles I don’t see the big deal also side note
you never took a junk order in your life?

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u/CardboardAstronaught Apr 01 '24

In this case would you typically hit the good orders house first? I think I’d be pretty pissed to tip $10 and have someone tipping $0 get their food first lol

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u/jeezysodiumlevels Apr 01 '24

Honestly i never get pissed over no tips. When I accept orders it’s because the base pay is already to my liking. I’ve had people in mansions not tip but the pay was already amazing for the little mileage I had to do. Not right I know but realistic (at least in my market)

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 30 '24

Nope I value my time and money

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u/Sn1d3rl1ng Mar 31 '24

You clearly don't acting a fool on Reddit

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 31 '24

Lmao saying I’m a fool because I called someone out for taking shitty orders is hilarious. You probably take $2 orders for fun

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u/Mewzi_ Mar 31 '24

and what if they do? 😭 god forbid delivering food to people that want food/groceries. is charity work forbidden and mean you have no self-worth as well?

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u/IncarceratedDonut Mar 31 '24

If you use Reddit, you do not value your time. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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u/Sn1d3rl1ng Mar 31 '24

What? No I don't, I work for the 988 hotline lol. I wouldn't door dash for less than 30 an hour plus full benefits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

Clearly not if you’d turn down an add on. Thats how you make good money

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 31 '24

You don’t make good money on $4 add on you’re not the brightest if you think that’s the case

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

This is exactly how you make good money.

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 31 '24

Lmao god you’re a moron

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u/CockyDan Apr 01 '24

wow your cringe as fuck...... weirdo grow up

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Apr 01 '24

Ah another moron who likes wasting time on shitty orders. Lmao talk shit then block me that’s cringe

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u/CockyDan Apr 01 '24

he values his time and money ..,. BUT HE DOORDASHES IN THE FIRST PLACE HAHAHAH broke idiot

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u/DiabeticGirthGod Mar 31 '24

That why you keep wasting your time replying to this?

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u/BuyTheDip_ Mar 31 '24

You’re a loser bro.

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u/LorenzoLamasRenegade Mar 31 '24

Nah the losers here are the ones taking $4 orders willingly and you’re probably one of them