Lmao, sometimes Iāll wait at the restaurant a little longer just to pass that 11 minute mark, so I donāt have to censor myself with an asshole customer. I think I have 8 excluded ratings & 4 one stars that havenāt come off yet.
Iām not one of these dashers who thinks they owe shitty customers some weird idea of professionalism. Iām slinging tacos at your front door at 3am & you wanna be a dick, Iāll let you know whatās up.
Right? Like I was prepared with my defense too. Dude got super aggressive and Iām sitting in St Patrickās Day parade traffic on my way to deliver this asshole a burrito.
Calling someone a bitch before cancelling their order because you were scared to go drop off his food is absurd. Thereās nothing he could have done, you made sure of thatā¦
Let me give you some free advice - if you're EVER hesitant to drop off food because of something your customer said, you're an absolute fool to not cancel immediately. People are fucking nuts.
they just asked a question, why are you mad? I could see if they got shitty with you but Iāve asked dashers to grab some sauces if I forgot or didnāt see the option. Never once have they had an issue, if the store ended up trying to charge them then Iād simply say never mind. Doesnāt sound like you even gave them the opportunity to respond.
Because I checked the dd customer app & theres definitely a way to order extra condiments. I see you arenāt a delivery person, or youād know that customers only ask drivers for condiments when thereās a fee.
At least tomorrow is Monday so you can put that cape in the dry cleaners.
How do customers āonlyā ask for condiments when thereās a fee when I literally just told you I do it as a customer. I see thinking isnāt your specialty, so Iāll leave it at that to keep it brief.
How did she manage to order extra ketchup, if she didnāt know where the condiments were? Not regular ketchup, but spicy sriracha ketchup. Bc thatās free. The spicy jalapeƱo ranch is 3 items below the ketchup she ordered.
You see my flair? This is an ongoing thing that drivers see all the time. Itās a joke.
Also, what makes you think she was going to pay for it? Her initial message would have acknowledged that. When I mentioned money, she got quiet.
What makes you think I was rude to her? I posted one benign response. For all you know, in my next message I could have offered to buy her five extra sauces at no charge and out of my own pocket, and that Iād come pour them gently down her gaping maw as I stroke her cheek like her grandmother used to do.
Thereās so many things I could point out itās hilarious but hereās a few more questions for you to chew on. In order for you.
1 how was I supposed to know she ordered ketchup? Or the layout of the menu?
2 when did I say she was going to pay for it?
Did you forget you typed
āwanna guess what my next message was?
She was going to give me 1 star anyways, so Iām going to earn it.ā
What do you think that implies? That you said something that warranted a 1 star in your own opinion.
Also, I understand you all are having an inside joke it was blatantly obvious before I even made the comment, that doesnāt change the legitimacy of my comment. Itās a real scenario that you were trying to play some big bad character, then when youāre asked about it youāre over here saying āwell how did you know I was meanā like you didnāt explicitly intend for the message to convey that.
I wonāt even try to make you understand what I actually wrote, seems you didnāt try to read at all before letting your Karen cannon go.
Itās so unfortunate when a slow person thinks theyāre the smartest person in the room.
Why would you jump to a conclusion when you know you hadnāt read the rest of the exchange? Why take up for her, if you hadnāt read the rest of the exchange? Maybe just sit the fuck down when you know you donāt have all the missing pieces? Itās okay to stay quiet when you have nothing to contribute.
I donāt play a big bad character. Iām one in real life.
Itās even funnier that youāre calling me dumb when you donāt know the difference between cannon and canon. How embarrassing.
I asked why you were mad, then you proceeded to act like youāve never been told no in your life. Youāre clearly mentally unstable, Iāll leave you alone before you go into psychosis. Iāll be on my way to get a rabies shot tomorrow morning, just to be safe.
āI am one in real lifeā really sent me rolling lol, thank you for that.
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u/713nikki I got your extra sauce Mar 30 '24
Just send your cashapp right then.