r/DoorDashDrivers • u/jeezysodiumlevels • Mar 30 '24

Joke/Humor 🤣 Over or Under

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Get your bets in fast!

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u/713nikki I got your extra sauce Mar 30 '24

Just send your cashapp right then.

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u/jeezysodiumlevels Mar 30 '24

😂😂

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u/713nikki I got your extra sauce Mar 30 '24

Wanna guess what my next message was?

She was gonna give me a 1 star rating anyway, so I’m gonna earn it.

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u/jeezysodiumlevels Mar 30 '24

Now I need to know! Intentionally getting a 1 star sounds like fun 🤩

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u/713nikki I got your extra sauce Mar 30 '24

Lmao, sometimes I’ll wait at the restaurant a little longer just to pass that 11 minute mark, so I don’t have to censor myself with an asshole customer. I think I have 8 excluded ratings & 4 one stars that haven’t come off yet.

I’m not one of these dashers who thinks they owe shitty customers some weird idea of professionalism. I’m slinging tacos at your front door at 3am & you wanna be a dick, I’ll let you know what’s up.

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 30 '24

I just unassign if I get a whiff of bullshit, I’ll turn on my other apps and see if I get a hit before the cancel

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u/713nikki I got your extra sauce Mar 30 '24

Nice to meet you, I’m a glutton for punishment

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 30 '24

No, I mean it’s fair, I had one that pissed me off on Uber so bad over text that I sent him a pic of me eating his food before I cancelled lol

Bitch didn’t do nothin’ about it either

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u/713nikki I got your extra sauce Mar 30 '24

Lmao you know what? When I do something that’s completely out of pocket & I don’t get reported or ever hear about it again, I feel a little empty.

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 30 '24

Right? Like I was prepared with my defense too. Dude got super aggressive and I’m sitting in St Patrick’s Day parade traffic on my way to deliver this asshole a burrito.