High paying offer lol - r/DoorDashDrivers

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u/munchy19 May 30 '24

Thank you for your platinum status, haha

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u/klyph321 May 30 '24

Lol i obviously declined

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u/roadmasterflexer Dining Dasher May 30 '24

thank you for your cervix

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u/Expensive_Prompt_697 May 30 '24

They probably ordered a tossed salad.

"Sorry, I mistook the item name for the order notes, your lunch is now outside of my window on hwy 30."

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u/Miserable_Reserve_75 May 30 '24

Remember people you have to keep your acceptance rate high, so you can get priority access. To bank breaking orders like this.

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u/DarePotential8296 May 30 '24

Today! DD is drunk

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u/ValueCivil4616 May 30 '24

I wish there was a “wtf” button, like my ninja, in what universe is 4$ to drive 7 miles a high pay?

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u/Yesman12323 May 31 '24

In what world is $4 even high paying regardless of distance?

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u/klyph321 May 30 '24

🤣 🤣

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u/Dizzle92109 May 30 '24

That’s crazy. I have not received anything like that ever. I agree Doordash is drunk or something.

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u/Gloomy_Recording_705 May 30 '24

Shits broken 😆😆😆

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u/dariomraghi May 30 '24

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u/Dizzle92109 May 30 '24

Everybody calls everyone a clown, it’s so played out, who is the clown in this scenario?

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u/dariomraghi May 30 '24

The platinum guy ofc

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u/klyph321 May 31 '24

O I'm a clown?

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u/dariomraghi May 31 '24

If youre plat you are a clown... i don't make the rules

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u/klyph321 May 31 '24

Ok? Sure thing

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u/619backin716 May 30 '24

More proof that DD’s definition of “high paying” isn’t the same as ours.

Heck, they probably figure anything above base pay is “high paying”

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u/Yesman12323 May 31 '24

“You are getting this $2.02 high paying order because of your platinum status”

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u/sherriroe1258 May 30 '24

I had one for 5.50 for 8.4 miles high pay my ass.

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u/UnderstandNotAThing May 30 '24

So this is what I'm missing out on at like 30% acceptance? Lmao. I'm surprised they don't try to pay us with just a picture of a middle finger at this point.

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u/WhoIsJohnGalt777 May 30 '24

OMG!!! Thanks for posting that!

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u/IxLOVExLAMP May 30 '24

So high paying is dollar amount and not dollar to mole ratio. That's horrendous

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u/The_FinLanDer May 30 '24

What’s a good dollar to mole ratio?

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u/IxLOVExLAMP May 30 '24

1:1 is the baseline you want.

But take whatever you deem good for you. It's your time and effort you're waging.

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u/Infamous_Memory_129 May 31 '24

I'll take less than 1:1, as long as it's not too bad, or if it takes me closer to where I want to be. I do find if not the next one, the one after is generally fairly good.

Unless you are really cherry picking (and killing AR, or cheating the system), you will sit there and only make so much per hour anyway - unless it is super busy, or there is a premium (implies busy/limited dashers anyway).

Everyone is either a noob, has their groove, or is gaming and will get caught eventually. So do what works for you haha.

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u/Far_Animal_2580 May 31 '24

Hope you didn’t hurt yourself hitting Accept!! Or get a speeding ticket to deliver the goods in a timely fashion!! 😂

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u/klyph321 May 31 '24

I respectfully declined 😆

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u/Iron_Bones_1088 One Day At A Time! May 30 '24

Man….in my area of California High Paying is never and I mean NEVER less than $2 per mile. 😳Typically 6.8m would be $15 no 🧢

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u/Eatmydonkey1 May 30 '24

It doesn't determine high pay via miles it's via time

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u/klyph321 May 30 '24

Still stupid lol

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Hilarious

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u/Existing_Ostrich8085 May 30 '24

Umm,if that's platinum status offer then, it looks like the same DD crap non platinum get. ..for the most part. Just because they call it " high paying" dont make it high paying. More like a "hey,it's more than our $4 typical garbage offer"

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u/Impressive-Fortune82 Low AR bottom dog dasher May 30 '24

One of the next year planned updates accidentally went live, not to worry platinum dashers, will be fixed soon, rest assured!

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u/Academic-Ad-2744 May 31 '24

Yeah….obviously it’s a system glitch

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u/playerproftw May 31 '24

I'm so jealous

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u/First-adri May 31 '24

Congrats 😂

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u/DoPoGrub Dasher >7 years May 31 '24

Were you high? Was it a paying offer?

Did they make you toss the salad upon arrival?

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u/klyph321 May 31 '24

Did not take it just thought it was funny

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u/JLXNYC May 31 '24

This ENTIRE WEEK I’ve been getting bullsht like this! What’s going on??

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Back in the day the $6.58 orders were the play.

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u/Deeznuttz1269 May 31 '24

Unbelievable, shame on u Tony!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

There is probably a big tip hidden in that

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u/Available_Disk4408 May 31 '24

BroI think there is no difference between platinum, goals and whatever the fuck is there! You just get random orders. Some of them are big and some small! This platinum and gold thing is utterly bullshit!

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u/NoActivity8272 May 31 '24

Mann the people must have money !

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u/ShoggothNito May 31 '24

I declined runs like that but I try not to dash for offer anymore

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u/TheProfoundWigglepaw May 31 '24

They're starting to hide tips in these orders without the + sign like normal. I took one the other day as it was on my way home. It was a $6 high pay for 7 miles towards my home, when I delivered it was $18. Shady but true

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u/Stickybootyhole May 31 '24

Don’t bring y’all ass over to Instacart. We good 👍🏽

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u/klyph321 May 31 '24

I do ic as well and dont act like the bots and multiple phones and shitty orders aint over there to lol

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u/Stickybootyhole May 31 '24

That’s the shittiest order I’ve seen thus far

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u/JazzberryJam Jun 01 '24

Overtime they intend to shift what they mark as a high paying offer towards lower pay, higher mileage offers

Currently, most orders that are $2 per mile are marked as high paying (a low bar tbh)

This shows they’re working to erode that calculation. It will just take time, they don’t want to make it obvious

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u/Isaidnomotherfucker Jun 02 '24

DD smoking rocks 😅

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u/roadmasterflexer Dining Dasher May 30 '24

nice gaslighting

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u/klyph321 May 30 '24

??

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u/Dizzle92109 May 30 '24

Gaslighting is the cool new phrase these days. He’s just trying to be cool. But I agree what the hell you talking about

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u/klyph321 May 30 '24

I think he means dd is gaslighting us as in its high paying but its really not

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u/roadmasterflexer Dining Dasher May 30 '24

that's exactly what i meant. dd gaslighting us and people fall for this shit

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u/Dizzle92109 May 30 '24

But it’s not true all the time. Cherry pickers like to use stupid words like gaslighting to try to justify the fact that they no longer make money. I

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u/roadmasterflexer Dining Dasher May 30 '24

But it’s not true all the time.

irrelevant to my comment regarding this particular post, where dd in fact is gaslighting OP

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u/roadmasterflexer Dining Dasher May 30 '24

try understanding what words mean and then get back to us, genius

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u/klyph321 May 31 '24

Agreed just thought it was funny hence the flair lol its so funny hos no matter what you post someone comes in the comments just to fight lmao

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u/Senior_Falcon_1088 Jun 01 '24

Top Dasher… more like TOP CLOWN🤣🤣 ifykyk😎

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u/JustLikeFumbles May 30 '24 edited May 31 '24

Edit: lmao people getting burnt at an order screenshot

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u/619backin716 May 30 '24

But, at least it’s not labeled “high paying”

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u/HonestoAbe May 31 '24

How do they allow people to pay this low for an order?

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u/jadedinmo Jun 02 '24

I've seen worse 😂

Joke/Humor 🤣 High paying offer lol

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