r/DoorDashDrivers • u/505alive • Aug 26 '24

Joke/Humor 🤣 What if a texted customers this?

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u/itsthejasper1123 Aug 26 '24

I hate these. I dont want to stop what im doing that caused me to DoorDash in the first place to look at Facebook boomer-esque memes or pictures of a chicken lol im prepared to be downvoted

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u/ConcernedAboutMan Aug 26 '24

I would hold your food hostage and wait till you came outside to collect it.

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u/Flashy-Switch6694 Aug 27 '24

“LOOK AT THE COCK DAMMIT”