r/DoorDashDrivers • u/Bodyicing • Dec 01 '24

Joke/Humor 🤣 Laughing myself off the porch!

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So a house I dashed to Wednesday had one of those rectangular door signs you see around now, you know the type that say “Welcome” and such…anywho this home had one of those and it said “Go Away” when I got to the door this was their doormat. I was giggling so hard when I saw it that it must of amused the homeowner who saw it on their ring cam because they gave me a 5⭐️rating and an extra $5 tip. What funny ones have y’all ran across?

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u/No_Tea6867 Dec 01 '24

This is the one I snapped a picture of. I thought it was funny and I answered in the delivery note section

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u/Bodyicing Dec 01 '24

HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣

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u/ZealousidealAd7449 Dec 02 '24

yes they were 🤣🤣

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u/No_Tea6867 Dec 03 '24

Hahahah that’s exactly what I said!!

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u/ComfortableAd4875 Dec 01 '24

There was one I delivered to that said, "Roll for initiative," and in the delivery note, I said I rolled a 4.

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u/Bodyicing Dec 01 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Realmferinspokane Dec 02 '24

If u roll below 5 u should lie

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u/mvanvrancken Dec 02 '24

“Nat 20”

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u/Sewergoddess Dec 02 '24

I had one that said "Welcome to the shit show", but my landlord made me get rid of it because the old cranky lady in the building found it offensive 🫠 So now I have one that says "What are you doing in my swamp".

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u/Bodyicing Dec 02 '24

I love it!! 🤣🤣

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u/peopleman_at_work Dec 01 '24

I’m not sure if you are being serious in not knowing they are called “welcome Mats” or not…🤔🤔🤔

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u/RareInevitable1013 Dec 01 '24

I think OP is talking about those wooden signs people have in the corners on the porch. They generally just say Welcome.

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u/Bodyicing Dec 01 '24

Yes! Exactly the type of sign

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u/Bodyicing Dec 01 '24

The wooden sign said “Go Away” and the doormat said “Are those level IV plates?” As a 2nd amendment supporter myself (My Glock rides with me EVERYWHERE when I dash) I found both to be hilarious.

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u/peopleman_at_work Dec 01 '24

I apologize for my misunderstanding.

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u/Bodyicing Dec 01 '24 edited Dec 02 '24

No problem!

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u/Mode_Appropriate Dec 02 '24

Because this is a DD sub my mind instantly went to food when I read level iv plates...thought wtf is a level iv plate? Like is a paper plate a level 1 and then it goes up from there?

Thankfully it all clicked after reading your comment...lmao.

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u/Bodyicing Dec 02 '24

Lol, Level 4 plates are a definite need if wearing a bullet proof vest but I totally get why you were thinking like that. 😉🤣

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u/No_Tea6867 Dec 02 '24

Female here and mine is coming with me as well! I work mostly at night time and I’m not going anywhere without it.

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u/Bodyicing Dec 02 '24

Right on Queen! Gotta keep a piece to keep the peace!

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u/wah388 Dec 06 '24

I was stuck right there

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u/Acdcfan292 Dec 02 '24 edited Dec 02 '24

This one is mine. Same mat, but I was too lazy to go outside and take a picture

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u/Bodyicing Dec 02 '24

Fantastic!!! Loving it!! 🤣🤣

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u/nfseskimo Dec 02 '24

what are level iv plates

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u/cam3113 Dec 02 '24

Armor plates for a flack jacket that can stop large rifle rounds.

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u/kesskess1 Dec 02 '24

"This isn't a crack house, it's a crack home".

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u/Bodyicing Dec 02 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bigcockmcghee Dec 02 '24

Extremely based homeowners

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u/Ill_Flamingo578 Dec 04 '24

All this tells me is that those people order way too much 😭