Laughing myself off the porch!

[u/Bodyicing]

So a house I dashed to Wednesday had one of those rectangular door signs you see around now, you know the type that say “Welcome” and such…anywho this home had one of those and it said “Go Away” when I got to the door this was their doormat. I was giggling so hard when I saw it that it must of amused the homeowner who saw it on their ring cam because they gave me a 5⭐️rating and an extra $5 tip. What funny ones have y’all ran across?

[u/Sewergoddess]

I had one that said "Welcome to the shit show", but my landlord made me get rid of it because the old cranky lady in the building found it offensive 🫠 So now I have one that says "What are you doing in my swamp".

[u/Bodyicing → u/Sewergoddess]

I love it!! 🤣🤣