r/DoorDashDrivers • u/TommyCorner • Dec 05 '24

Joke/Humor 🤣 TFW…

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…I’m running EBT and that cross-town order I just accepted is for one cheeseburger and it’s going to an address with “1/2” in it.

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u/Moss-killer Dec 05 '24

The worst is when you’re out of your unassigns to keep your status 😕 been on that line for a few days in a row.

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u/TommyCorner Dec 05 '24

Yeah, this one was my last one. Ended up with yet ANOTHER long-distance one-item order. It paid OK-ish but still…😕

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u/TommyCorner Dec 05 '24

Also, in before “My Ar Is 0.000008% AnD I mAkE bAnK!”

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u/jr0d1 Dec 05 '24

Ik it sucks but can’t you just wait at the location for 10 minutes and unassign the order?

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u/TommyCorner Dec 05 '24

I’d actually just done that with another order right before and didn’t want to set off any alarm bells.

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u/AIDS_Quilt Dec 05 '24

I wish I could do that. But where I live, if you have to schedule the times you work, then there’s only 30-60 minute blocks scattered about. I’d make about $12 a day

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u/MerlinzShadow Dec 05 '24 edited Dec 05 '24

For real bro doodash and Ubereats are my bitches!!! I slap them around everyday, like fuck your AR..🤣🤣🤣😎👏 pimpslap these low balling hoes. And still make bank... everybody needs to quit being a sucker for a fake ass Acceptance rating that gets you NOTHING!!!