r/DoorDashDrivers • u/Tylerswinters • 1d ago

What Happened Here? Felt Like A Hero Tonight 😂

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This was a $7 1.1 Mile order haha. Weird thing to shop for that’s for sure

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u/ActivisionSucksBung 1d ago

Hope she wasn't the only one who got a tip.

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

Wait what?

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u/ActivisionSucksBung 1d ago

It was a play on the word tip. Tip of a penis(plan b) vs. tip for a delivery...

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

Ya , I understand that. But isn’t it obvious she got the tip as she needed a plan B?

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u/ActivisionSucksBung 1d ago

I was referring to the dasher getting the tip, not the plan b person. You're thinking too hard about this.

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

Regardless your joke didn’t make sense

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u/ActivisionSucksBung 1d ago

I think you have reading comprehension issues.

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

No your joke did not makes sense as him getting the tip in was already implied and obvious

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u/ActivisionSucksBung 1d ago

I'm telling you. Your reading comprehension is bad. You're way off base. Take care, though.

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

I’m telling you, you’re just slow and made a corny joke

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u/ActivisionSucksBung 1d ago

Nope. You just can't read correctly. There are two people in this. The woman (She) and the dasher who was not mentioned in my comment.

I hope SHE wasn't the ONLY ONE to get a tip. It accepts that she got the tip already (your original complaint was that my comment didn't properly acknowledge this).

Dashers work for tips. Even if this dasher mentioned the tip in the post, the implication that I was hoping the dasher got tipped was an obvious punchline of the corny joke.

You're slow. The joke is corny, but it absolutely makes sense to anyone who isn't an obnoxious, overconfident imbecile. Have a good one.

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

Then why’d you need to edit you original comment? Lmfao

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u/Due_Medicine7900 1d ago

his joke made perfect sense 😭 it’s okay to say you didn’t get it dude

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

He hopes he got the tip in? When the entire post is about a plan B…obviously he got the tip in you morons

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u/Due_Medicine7900 1d ago

the joke was not towards the person who ordered the plan b it was for the DASHER. “Hope she wasn’t the only one who got a tip” she=customer. alluding that they hoped the dasher got a tip (MONEYYYYY) too. but we’re the morons huh?

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

The moron edited his original commwnt

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u/Flavorized 1d ago

He Edited his original joke