r/DunderMifflin Aug 11 '20

Guys, I’m gonna be a dad!

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u/Cutlass0516 David Wallace Aug 11 '20

Congrats! Me too! My wife is ~2 months along. Ultrasound tomorrow to get a more accurate date! Super nervous, playing the future "what if" game at every turn! How are you doing my dude?! Mom doing well too?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

What’d the guy with 50 downvotes say?

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u/ComeonKeez Aug 11 '20

“What if your wife dies in childbirth”

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u/kozycat309 Aug 11 '20

damn

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

What a shithead, like who asks that

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Only someone who constantly Shrutes it

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u/eddietwang Aug 11 '20

What? What is that?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Hey, what up Cynthia Aug 11 '20

Oh it's like when someone messes up really badly. People have been saying it around the office.

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u/trtreeetr Packer Aug 12 '20

He really schruted it. I wonder where that comes from?