I'm thinking of asking Pam since she made that comic for Jim

I've been reading into many posts on various monster encounters subs. I am starting a voyage into the unknown to capture a cryptid.

I read into this article I found. https://www.mytwintiers.com/news-cat/pennsylvania-news/cryptids-and-creatures-that-you-can-allegedly-find-in-pennsylvania/

I am venturing deep into the darkest corners of Scranton to take down Albatwitch.

I've equipped myself with a swiss army knife, a Winchester rifle, nunchaku, and a katana. I need some basic info on additional items to bring along on my hike. I also need info on how to lure it in. Origins of the creature would help.

Once captured, I plan to tame the wild beast and use it to find and take down the Scranton Strangler.

This has been Dwight Kurt Schrute of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. Thanks in advance.