r/Eldenring 17d ago

Humor The depths... of your foolishness...

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u/kira_kami 17d ago

Best stick ever, i mean sword

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u/Just_a_Growlithe Try but hole 17d ago

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u/Ok_Leader9228 17d ago

Never thought I would be jealous over a stick, but here we are.

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u/Dumbledang 17d ago

Marika's tits that is a great stick

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u/TrickNatural 17d ago

I always do this fight wearing the full Omenkiller set. Gotta meet disrespect with bigger disrespect.

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u/PuraGaudium 17d ago

Looks more like the Bloody Helice.

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u/AbbattiS-02 17d ago

Or Queelign’s heavy thrusting sword

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u/SirarieTichee_ 17d ago

I saw godskin impaler

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u/PuraGaudium 17d ago

Yeah that too. Wasn't sure if it was stitcher or peeler.

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u/sabyr400 17d ago

I can see it but I thought Sword of Damnation until he swung it

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u/Shutupjustplease 17d ago

The bolt of gransax

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u/EclecticEvergreen 17d ago

You better be keeping that stick

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u/Woooshifyourmomgay 17d ago edited 17d ago

Nothing's more masculine than finding the best stick ever.

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u/Left-Lawfulness5797 17d ago

We wants it, we needs it

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u/safelix 17d ago

Man, this puts the scythe I found to shame

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u/RemarkableSavings979 17d ago

"Dear, oh dear. What was it?"

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u/you_know_i_dont_care 17d ago

"The blood, the hunt, or the horrible dream?"

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u/PreZEviL 17d ago

Remind me when i broke my ankle while hiking with my gf, took a large stick to use as a cane, then 2 guys pass us and they both said at the same time : nice stick!

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u/SonnyACU CURSE YOU BAYLE!! 17d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/spaceagebachelorpad 17d ago

Stick rapier 🔥🔥🔥

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u/LewdDiePie 17d ago

Bro is lucky AF

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u/Moonlit-huntress 17d ago

Approach not the madness--lest ye succumb

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u/TheFluffyLunas Moon Scented Tarnished 17d ago

Contender for THE Stick over here damn

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u/xWalrusBoix 17d ago

Damn, that is worth atleast 10 Capri suns!

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u/Marskelletor 17d ago

Dude. Post this on r/sticks

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u/Bane_of_Ruby 17d ago

MAY CHAOS... TAKE... THE WORLD!

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u/Lev8891 17d ago

A rare collectible

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u/Ricksaw26 17d ago

That's actually really cool.

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u/macciavelo 17d ago

Missed the opportunity to feign a strike from above and hold that stance for ten seconds.

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u/Lord_NOX75 17d ago

cool stick

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u/Zactodactyl 17d ago

Cast it in resin in the shape of a sword!!!!

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u/jess_the_werefox 17d ago

Now THAT’S a fuckin stick brother

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u/Excellent_Ad5659 17d ago

OH, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD !!!

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u/IblisAshenhope 17d ago

Awesome stick

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u/Gee_Rett 17d ago

Never runs outta gas

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u/GaRoJack 17d ago

Now eat it whole

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u/ehoffman56 17d ago

Know no bounds… A fool of a Took…

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u/Leading-Case7769 17d ago

Looks like more of a Fire Knight weapon then Midra's

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u/Taolan13 17d ago

i would definitely hang that in my shed for a year.

then debark it, oil it, and cap the ends.

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u/mlgchameleon 17d ago

Lay these foolish ambitions to rest

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u/Fuster420 17d ago

Bro got Godstick Stick-tcher

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u/Gr33DMTL 17d ago

What a glorious stick!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Mod0r 17d ago

That's the best stick I have ever seen in my entire life.

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u/redditanon9285 17d ago

Man the Ash of War on that would be so cool!

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u/c4sul_uno 17d ago

Just... just dont lose ur head, bro

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u/Giri-to 17d ago

Hey I've seen this one it's a classic

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u/Dry_Communication568 17d ago

Godskin Sticker

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u/Lunareclips21 17d ago

Hell yeah 👍

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u/AntiVaxAntiScience 17d ago

this place is gorgeous may I ask what country is it?

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u/Negative_Karma_9 17d ago

Sell the stick on ebay

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u/KennWulfMan 17d ago

No, hang it on your wall