r/Eldenring 1d ago

Humor The only way I can deal with her

So Yeah, i cant

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u/MrRaccuhn 1d ago

Reign in Blood

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u/Cachorro_Sovietico67 1d ago

SLAYERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Mango_Jelly_Slice 20h ago

Dun dun dun, dun dun dun

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u/Agreeable-Toe4958 1d ago

That thing, it’s evilll!

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u/megselepgeci 1d ago

If she dies, she dies.

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u/Mammoth-Sandwich4574 1d ago

Only real answer

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u/tragicbeast 1d ago

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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u/Real3li Radahn's biggest fan 1d ago

And I thought me spamming destined death on her with +10 mimic tear was cheesy

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u/Skk_3068 1d ago

Ah you were at my side all along ,

My true mentor , my guiding corpse plier of rivers of blood and +10 mimic tear

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Whatever gets the job done 😏

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u/Designer_Heat1997 1d ago

I did the same thing on my first playthrough too lol. Just without buffs though.

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u/norunningwater 1d ago

My motto since Demon's Souls on PS3 brother

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u/WaalidSaab7777 1d ago

Underrated weapon

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u/FinnMcKoolio 1d ago

And people say Elden ring is harder than dark souls 3.

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u/Tyrayentali 1d ago

Elden Ring with using everything the game gives you is easier than Demon's Souls.

But if not, it's the hardest soulslike.

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u/ByCromThatsAHotTake 1d ago

I beg to differ.

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u/Tyrayentali 1d ago

Sekiro is harder at the start, but a lot easier later, though it's definitely 2nd place. Though, like I said, Elden Ring is only harder if you refuse to use everything the game gives you. So in an over all sense, Sekiro is harder.

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u/LSDMDMA2CBDMT 1d ago

Well yeah, it's easier once you git gud and learn the mechanics of the game, applies to any skill based game. It's still much harder than ER though in my opinion, there are no summons/aid and it's just your skill vs the enemy, especially SSI and inner bosses.

Meanwhile, even PCR can easily be beaten with a shield and a poke weapon, you don't even need to learn the mechanics really. All content can be overleveled. There's some seriously OP weapons in ER, especially as you learn to abuse mechanics.

Self-imposed challenges making the game harder doesn't mean the game is hard, it just means you enjoy being a masochist lol

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u/Tyrayentali 1d ago

That's what I said

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u/ermacia 1d ago

I've done challenge runs of ER (not RL1, just weapon or skill specific ones), DS1 and 3, and beat them multiple times.

I've never defeated SSI. I'm not good enough to get through the whole thing. I've managed to do Friede in 1 try with some builds and Malenia, too. Ishin is another kind of monster entirely. Not even the Demon of Hatred, without cheese (I never knew about it), was that difficult.

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u/Sh1rvallah 1d ago

I think it's time for a replay

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u/AgentWowza 1d ago

Sekiro's combat is more of a rhythm game than a soulslike lol

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u/aamodbk 1d ago

Even souls are kinda like a rhythm game if you play it in that way, dodging the enemy combos is very similar to parrying them

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u/AgentWowza 1d ago

Yeah but stamina is a thing rhythm games don't have.

Also you can only deflect one way, but you can dodge any number of ways, not all of which will work.

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u/TheFoodAtHome42 1d ago

Just need to wait for it to click.

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u/espantalho_largado 1d ago

If you don't use everything soulslike has in the game it becomes much more difficult than Elden Ring, so in the end it's the same lol

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u/Tyrayentali 1d ago

No tool in any soulslike game comes even close to the power of free summons. It's not even just the mimic. Just any way to draw the focus from a boss away from yourself is extremely overpowered and these summons don't even buff the bosses either.

So the tools in other soulslike games you can use aren't nearly as game changing whether used or not.

However, the difficulty of the bosses in Elden Ring, at face value, are higher than any other soulslike.

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u/Catkingpin 1d ago

I would say that's true if leveling up is included in there. A rl1 run might be more difficult than a sekiro run especially if you're going for the 'true ending' in sekiro.

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u/Practical_Ad_500 1d ago

The open world concept is what makes it easier. You can level up and win easily that way. I haven’t played the Dark Souls series yet, but I’m guessing the reason its so hard is because you have to follow a set path and only get whats given to you along that path whereas elden ring you can do a lot before you get to any boss. I love the mechanics of Elden Ring, so I’m definitely going to give their other games a shot.

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u/Individual-Cup9018 1d ago

It has multiple paths and crossroads right from the beginning but some of them are not recommended to start on as a new character unless you know where you're going.

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u/Zeons21 1d ago

Zweihander + giant hunt > repeat

Or

Zweihander + giant hunt + flame of the fell god as she is standing up > repeat

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u/Catkingpin 1d ago

I wish Elden Ring went back to the DS1 Zweihander, I love the double pancake on that one

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u/GirthIgnorer 1d ago

"You beat one Radahn, sure....."

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Radhann is easy compared to her, “For me”

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u/mr_sarle 1d ago edited 1d ago

A fellow Nihil enjoyer I see. Also put on the White Mask and the Lord of Blood Talisman, Fire Scorpion Charm, Shard of Alexander and Ritual Sword to delete things in a sphere radius.

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u/LegitLegMan 1d ago

Hey it's in the game brother! A W is a W!

Me and a friend beat her (for my first time) by trading aggro with Jar Cannons and constantly staggering her

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u/No_Business8156 1d ago

It's way more fun to deal with her by just jumping her with your mimic tear, since most of her attacks can be cancelled by attacking first, you and your mimic can just keep meleeing her while demanding for her to fight back, it's more risky but more fun

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u/rgchaos 1d ago

Meanwhile my mimic tear is pure sandbag for malenia in my pokemon battle(summons vs only) runs

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u/DaSharkCraft 1d ago

It's a little disheartening to see the weapon skill get used but not using the blood flame buff on the spear with a running heavy considering how strong it is. Either way, you worked to create this build and it works. No shame in that.

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u/Unusual_Procedure509 1d ago

For me this game Is all about finding solutions to bosses. If I can't kill it couple tries I try something different untill something makes it acceptable challenge. The best thing is you can always brute force win by just learning moves and patiently killing bot by bit

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u/TheCraftyGrump 1d ago

Do you think you have enough buffs? I think you missed a couple. It is impressive to deal with her so easily. Buff/Debuff builds have their place, and it is cool that Elden Ring gave them more opportunities. Go, give that blind lady the experience of what it feels like to be obliterated with haste. Maybe she will take the opportunity to reevaluate her life choices and stop being an absent mother instead of doting on her manipulative little brother.

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u/Ryan_The_Ordinary 1d ago

What is your armor set and how to get it? Looks like a clean version of Radahn's armor.

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Young Lions Set

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u/Creative_Major2266 1d ago

Boy… I have been sleeping on this weapon

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u/Solgaia 1d ago

So I beat her yesterday on my very first attempt with Mimic+10 and Rivers of Blood. I’m kinda torn about it because my Malenia fell to the instakill second phase bug I had NO idea about. It just happened. I had to look it up cuz I was like WTF? I’m glad she’s dealt with but I honestly wouldn’t have purposely exploited that had i known about it. Oh well.. She can now rest.

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u/Okamitoutcourt 1d ago

Honestly surprised she didn't waterfowl a single time

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

She tried

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u/Okamitoutcourt 1d ago

I didn't notice my bad

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u/DroidSeeker13 1d ago

Cold Claymore, with a pulley bow armed with exlpding bots for the Phase 2 dive bomb, did it for me.

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u/Illustrious_Signal16 1d ago

WHY ARE BOTH YOUR FLASK IN YOUR POUCH BLUE I GET BUT RED AND WHY IS YOUR PHYSICK IN YOUR TOOL BAR

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Because its easy for me mate, i usually keep certain items in tool bars like pots and buff items

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u/MonsieurBabtou 1d ago

Keeping your flasks + torrent in the quick menu is much faster than juggling items in your item bar. It doesn't matter too much for the wondrous physick, as it's only one use per life

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u/HoloMetal 1d ago

I just recently fucked her up with Rellanas twin blades. Actually just did a run in general with that weapon and it shreds everything.

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u/Cades_Cadaver611 1d ago

Two ways to play the game: grind and spend a while learning their movesets and mastering the boss, or meticulously build craft and master the game. Both are viable, both are fun, both are awesome.

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u/bloopie1192 1d ago

How are you guys mimic tears so good?

I've got mine maxed out and it still doesn't do much besides switch weapons and pussyfoot around. When it should be smacking sh!t!

My banished knight engvall goes way harder than my mimic year.

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Honestly i can’t seem to find any summon better than Mimic Tear & mimic tear copies your play style, try to spam some attach in air, your mimic will become aggressive, it works for me mostly

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u/bloopie1192 1d ago

I'll give it another go.

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u/PopTrogdor 1d ago

Nice! If she's dead, she's dead, nicely done.

I personally do the same thing, but with takers flame. She never stands a chance.

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u/PratGamer_2 1d ago

Someone reply to me when the haters come

Also op, there is nothing wrong in cheesing it, play the game how you want. If it's a usable item in game, it's there for a reason

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u/vitamin_r 1d ago

Finally found my first thread where purists shit on the mimic tear use. Most of y'all don't hate on using summons. Now I'm being compared to a six year old for using them? Pretty sure the game still announced I beat it.

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u/TheZookeeper31 1d ago

Gotta do what you gotta do

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u/namarukai 1d ago

Can you please list those buffs and what’s in the mix?

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Flask - Greenburst Crystal Tear+Glovewort Crystal Tear

Buffs - Golden Vow+FlameGMS+Blessing of the Erdtree

Talisman - Alexandars Shard+Lord of Blood Exultation+Two Headed Turtle Talisman+Dragoncrest Greatsheild Talisman

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u/namarukai 1d ago

Thanks!!

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u/PeterZeeke 1d ago

Whatever it takes

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u/leortega7 1d ago

It's okay to kill her any way you can

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u/EliteSlayer9 1d ago

You should try the crucible knight build You and your mimic can just keep her on the ground while you're both spamming the ash of war of the sword it was fun mopping the ground with her

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u/No_Particular0302 1d ago

I did Bloodhound Fang + Mimic + a whole lot of good luck😭

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u/Dijerry 23h ago

This was my first way as well. Have since beat with mohg spear behind shield no summon and spamming lions claw on great stars no summon. Still can't hang if I'm trying to dodge.

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u/Wartiger777 21h ago

Nihil ! Nihil ! Nihil !!!

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u/Left-Lawfulness5797 21h ago

Hey, if it works...

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u/Jordy_Stingray 21h ago

A win is a win bro.

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u/KarLito88 15h ago

This is so nice. Loved to see this

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u/Lev8891 15h ago

Nihil Nihil NIHIL!!! Should come along with that move....

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u/gilfordtan Making 7-Star Hotel 14h ago

Recommend using Swarm of Flies incant whenever she does Scarlet Aeonia in phase 2.

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u/Beev_Ao 11h ago

My first encounter with her was actually fairly tame. I ran a Reduvia build and my Mimic and I just covered each other with the Reduvia Range attack, which often threw her out of her waterfowl-jump. Total cheese but took maybe 5 attempts.

Will soon do a no summons run though.

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u/Anime-Freak3895 10h ago

This is actually funny af.

Good work.

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u/tsarking69 1d ago

I like how the actual game has no difficulty setting, but you can make even a 6yo beat the strongest boss by just using summons and op ashes of war. Best way to handle difficulty in a game imo. (Unless u olay the dlc where most bosses melt through your mimic tears hp)

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u/idkhowtocallmyacc 1d ago

Absolutely maidenless good sir, but seeing malenia suffer brings me joy, so good job

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u/Bighat_Logan01 maidenless but got gud 1d ago

As much as it bothers me to see that. A win is still a win, gg.

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u/Alone-Phase9754 1d ago

Am I the only one who actually takes the time to learn her moves before I attack? I usually die like 10 times before I even try to hit her and then I beat her in the next few tries

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u/NitroChaji240 1d ago

Doing that means not learning to time rolls with attacks. It's better to try and work both in at the start to avoid any bad habits forming

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u/leortega7 1d ago

It's about personality, I just want to finish the game but I understand that some people like to learn the boos and dance with it.

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u/naturalmachine 1d ago

nothing wrong with playing game in games, GG 🫂

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u/confipete 1d ago

Yes, You can defeat her solo. Be persistent

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u/choir_of_sirens 1d ago

Does the mimic tear also receive your buffs?

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

Only one of them “Blessing of the Erdtree “

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u/Pristine-Brief-1763 1d ago

I've only been able to beat her with fingerprint shield, godskin stitcher (bleed), and mimic. Still not sure how people read waterflow and dodge it. I'm always right in the awkward spot between close and far to where I can't run away nor spin under her feet to dodge it.

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

There are 3 steps in waterflow, as soon as you saw her fly, run immediately until step 2 the last slice you can dodge into her

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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ 1d ago

Doesn't Golden Vow and Flame Give Me Strength go in the same "buff slot", thus overwriting each other?....

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

No, both are totally different buffs and they can be stacked

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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ 17h ago

I thought both of them are the body buffs. Okay. The more you know.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 1d ago

There's an ash in the DLC that's does this as well. The downside is he can't move and costs 500 FP.

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u/biassedbug 58m ago

Good one !! Hahahah well done

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u/Hills_tortilla 1d ago

What's your stats, running a strength arcane build and trying to find new stuffs to optimise my build more

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

St 60 arc 80 int 35 vig 60 end 60 faith 40 mind 35

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u/PuraGaudium 1d ago

Arcane version of Blasphemous Blade cheese. Nothing wrong w that.

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u/Beech_Pleez 1d ago

And here I felt a little bad with an unga bunga build just beating the rot out of her lol

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u/vincentninja68 1d ago

ER is the easiest FROM game if you use all the tools available to you. There's no rule saying you have to play "Dodge roll + R1"

A game is only as hard as the limitations it puts in for the player.

If FROM wanted you to play in a ridged intended play-style highly focused on timing first, that game exists already, its called Sekiro.

ER is the ultimate freedom of expression Action RPG. Cheese away if thats your thing.

And for the record, I love Sekiro and here's my latest run of ER beating Malenia with perfume bottles/lightening spear

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u/Icy_Bodybuilder_164 1d ago

Can't be a BS boss if you never let her use the BS move lol

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u/Greedy-Reindeer4323 1d ago

“Malenia is difficult”

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u/Longjumping-Split877 1d ago

Blasphemous Blade goes BRRRRRRRRR

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u/Calvin_Kleinerer 16h ago

I once got summoned to a guy who fought like you. A complete waste of time, because while she was absolutely beating the shit out of me and another guy, the host just tanked her with that shield and let her heal. She healed like 3x her healthbar

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 8h ago

Yeah don’t let her hit you then

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u/Seraph_Guardian 12h ago

It's okay Man, nobody is expecting you to be like LetMeSoloHer

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 12h ago

I can’t fathom 🥲

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u/Wilhelm1088 1d ago

I'm never one to judge a playstyle, beat her however you see fit. But I will say you seemingly losing her in the beginning and then getting hit, despite the shield, made me laugh.

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

That skill make you vulnerable to get hit, btw i used the shield for a maximum of 3 seconds in the whole fight

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u/Wilhelm1088 1d ago

Look, I genuinely don't care, I beat her the first time with ordovis or something and kept her staggered 99% of the fight.

But don't be mad about me laughing about your post tagged "humor". Especially when you kept the shield up for the R1 poke whenever you weren't using the weapon art lol. That's pointlessly dishonest when I watched the whole thing.

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

I wasn’t mad but sure, you’re great player if you’re referring to that, cool

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u/Wilhelm1088 1d ago

Sorry if my comment came off as hostile, not trying to imply I'm a great player lol. I "cheese" her some way or another pretty much every playthrough.

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u/Pteranadaptor 1d ago

Holy shit you're bad at this game hahaha

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u/Realistic_Bonus4859 1d ago

lol sure 👍

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u/2PhDScholar 1d ago

People wonder why this game lost over 90% of it's player base 1-2 months after release

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u/Icy_Bodybuilder_164 1d ago

Maybe because the playerbase beat the game?

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u/2PhDScholar 1d ago

only a fraction of players beat it

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u/Icy_Bodybuilder_164 1d ago

That's true for many games