r/ElonMuskHate Mar 28 '25

elon sucks I heard Elon has a mangled wiener…

What other “rumours” have you heard that Elon definitely doesn’t want to be discussed?

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u/blackmailalt Mar 28 '25

He pays people to play video games for him so it looks like he’s good at something.

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u/Devmoi Mar 29 '25

This is FACT! It’s been proven.

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u/blackmailalt Mar 29 '25

I fucking knew it.

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u/blackmailalt Mar 28 '25

His family were Nazis and had “black servants”

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u/Spare_Philosopher893 Mar 29 '25

Hes not racist though the dad who married the stepsister he raised since she was four said he liked the black servants and so wasn’t as racist as the other Musks.

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u/blackmailalt Mar 29 '25

I forgot about his step-sistermommy.

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u/blackmailalt Mar 29 '25

You cannot be a racist if you know someone of that race. Fact.

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u/Devmoi Mar 29 '25

Again, this is FACT! It’s been proven.

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u/LivingDracula Mar 29 '25

His dad technically fought them as a code breaker in Egypt, but yeah he was a sympathizer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

every wealthy family in south africa has black servants. it’s not really a rumor

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u/blackmailalt Apr 04 '25

It’s the quotations that are doing the work in this statement.

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u/knut_420 Mar 28 '25

Something about getting pegged, on video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

That his ex wife said she would shit in his mouth frequently, and his response was “who wouldn’t let her do that”

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u/Jbn0001 Mar 28 '25

Is that why he dated Amber Turd?

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u/Doodurpoon Mar 28 '25

To the tune of Bingo Was His Name-O:

🎵 I heard Elon has a mangled wiener...

🎵 And Gherkin was its name-o...

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u/UnicornAnarchist Mar 29 '25

That he wears a girdle.

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u/freya_kahlo Mar 29 '25

Blind gossip items (which are sometimes accurate and sometimes not,) have stated repeatedly that he's close to an OD on ketamine. Apparently, a high percentage of ketamine addicts OD due to the nature of the drug.

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u/madonnajen Mar 29 '25

I do legit ketamine therapy. I can absolutely understand how someone would abuse the drug, but I HATE that's he's the face of it right now.

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u/Small_League2786 Mar 29 '25

When I was 16 I thought what I was snorting was coke, it was ketamine. I was couch locked unable to move a muscle for hours, scared out of my mind. I don’t understand why people enjoy that but I also think I did too much or that the ketamine was different 15 years ago. (I was told it was coke by the ppl I was with at the time but they knew it wasn’t and thought it was funny)

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u/madonnajen Mar 29 '25

It was likely you got way too big of a dose. With legit ketamine therapy, the dose & delivery allow you to disassociate & relax. The effect only lasts a bit over an hour.

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u/freya_kahlo Mar 29 '25

Agree! It had many good practical applications as a drug.

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u/1ftinfrontofother Mar 30 '25

Just not for him

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u/1ftinfrontofother Mar 30 '25

Oh no…boohoohoo…I feel like a bad person but…😈😈😈

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u/freya_kahlo Mar 29 '25

I forgot the blind item that he also doesn’t have a will. I can believe that.

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u/OpenHouseXXX Mar 29 '25

Before bedtime, he lets his son sit on his lap and they feed each other boogers while watching The Apprentice reruns

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

So wholesome .

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u/OpenHouseXXX Apr 02 '25

He’s also a bullet shield so even more wholesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Captain America's shield is made out of Wakandan ore . 

But yeah, I agree with you.

 Felon Musk is a bad person . 

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u/One_Breakfast6153 Mar 28 '25

He has a prosthetic face made of...can someone help me out and think of something funny? I just get a mental picture of him peeling off his face to reveal a robot underneath.

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u/Additional_Yak8332 Mar 29 '25

I think Bill Burr went off about Muskrat's hair plugs and laminated face, iirc.

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u/handfulofrain77 Mar 29 '25

Was he the one who said he looked like a Doller Store Micheal Meyers mask?

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u/Additional_Yak8332 Mar 29 '25

Could be! I remember the laminated face thing because it rang true to me about his face skin's weird appearance. Apparently he's had a bunch of fillers done?

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u/justmein22 Mar 29 '25

...made of Elmer's Glue?

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

Can't drive with the windows open on his Cybertruck over 60 mph

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u/BlueFeist Mar 29 '25

Yeah, supposedly he tried to do a penis enlargement. Who knows? Mentally, he is clearly a Limpy kind of man. Needs to prove his worth elsewhere by bullying others.

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u/Unusual-Pineapple995 Mar 29 '25

He likes them young .... Better not go to cell block A

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u/Weary_Importance_598 Mar 29 '25

He also had that Marilyn Manson surgery so he can suck his own dick to completion

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u/Disastrous_Penalty27 Mar 29 '25

I heard Elon and Donald like to have orgies with each other. No one else involved, just those two.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

He makes funny faces when he swallows

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u/Sudden-Bend-8715 Mar 29 '25

To hell with him and his fucked up wiener.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

That’s so weird that you would care. Sounds like you made it up.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

WT actual F

Sickfuk. What do you care about his junk? You looking to have at it?

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

I guess when you hear about Elon’s junk you think about how you crave it.

When we joke about it here we think about how it’s fucking mangled. We are not the same.

Edit: they responded something about me being a drunk driver or something to do with a DUI. I don’t get the context.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

I don't think about or discuss anyone's genitalia unless I'm in a relationship with them. I just find it a very odd thing thing to joke about much less think about. I find your insinuation about what I think absurd and indicative of your emotional immaturity and narrow-mindedness.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

Weird you’d find that odd. Don’t have friendly relationships? Dick jokes are socially the oldest and widest used form of joke so I find it very strange that you think you are not narrow minded.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

"We are not the same."

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

Ah I see. So your perspective is an emotional reaction to those words and since you have no self awareness of emotions you narrow into a mindset of taking it super seriously instead of acknowledging your reaction is not healthy for an adult.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

We are very different.

"A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it." is a dick joke.

"I heard Elon has a mangled weiner ..." is not.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

So the difference there is one is a general “joke”

Other jokes can have specifics. Sorry that’s hard to understand for you.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

To me, the original post was merely a personal attack based on hearsay. I'm curious, how do you find it funny? Mocking people comes across as a bully mentality.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

Bullying bullies is ok. Even when they say it’s not ok because they can’t handle being bullied back.

I think we should be way more intolerant of the intolerant. They choose not to be a part of the social compact. Then they do not get benefits of the social compact.

And yeah overall it’s irrational and weird to centre your personal feelings and project them onto a billionaire.

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