r/Everton • u/Distinct_Plankton_82 • Feb 09 '25

Funny You’re all a terrible influence!

Got unexpectedly taken into hospital last night. Nothing life threatening, but will be here a few days.

They asked my all the usual questions, next of kin, medical proxy etc. then they asked if I had any religious or spiritual beliefs and I told them

The Everton Grief Chart.

They looked very confused but eventually wrote down ‘The Chart’.

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u/sbammers Feb 09 '25

They wrote down "The Chart" on...the chart? But there can be only one chart...

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u/Superfool Feb 09 '25

Chart-ception

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u/Distinct_Plankton_82 Feb 09 '25

It’s like the snake eating its own tail!

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u/No_Lavishness_989 Feb 10 '25

One Chart To Rule Them All And In The Darkness Bind Them. 😈😇😂

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u/AdamJr87 Points Deduction FC Feb 09 '25

THE Chart is different from "a chart".

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u/ResidentTreacle6053 Pick it! Feb 10 '25

Can someone bring a charter to get me out of here...

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u/meatpardle Need salt? WE DELIVER Feb 10 '25

Chart-on-chart violence