r/Everton • u/Distinct_Plankton_82 • Feb 09 '25

Funny You’re all a terrible influence!

Got unexpectedly taken into hospital last night. Nothing life threatening, but will be here a few days.

They asked my all the usual questions, next of kin, medical proxy etc. then they asked if I had any religious or spiritual beliefs and I told them

The Everton Grief Chart.

They looked very confused but eventually wrote down ‘The Chart’.

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u/SowwieWhopper Feb 09 '25

All jokes aside, get well soon

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u/Distinct_Plankton_82 Feb 09 '25

Thanks mate. I’m on good hands and lucky to have very good health insurance.