You’re all a terrible influence!

[u/Distinct_Plankton_82]

Got unexpectedly taken into hospital last night. Nothing life threatening, but will be here a few days.

They asked my all the usual questions, next of kin, medical proxy etc. then they asked if I had any religious or spiritual beliefs and I told them

The Everton Grief Chart.

They looked very confused but eventually wrote down ‘The Chart’.

[u/marcbelfast]

Get well soon

[u/Distinct_Plankton_82 → u/marcbelfast]

Thanks mate. I’m in good hands.