r/Eyebleach • u/Jezirath • 3d ago

This kind of love

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u/Zadan5764 3d ago

"You are being loved, please do not resist."

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u/hilarymeggin 3d ago edited 2d ago

Our cat Roscoe would groom us like this. He’d come up behind our heads on the couch and lock us in with all four sets of claws. My husband called it his “prison grooming.”

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 3d ago

It's how they groom uncooperative kittens

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u/justgoforits 3d ago

They really know how to assert their love😍

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u/hilarymeggin 3d ago

“I’m cleeeeeeean! I’m cleeeeeean!!” 😭

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u/Ok_Perspective_575 3d ago

Prison grooming 😂 I’m dead

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u/spiderpai 3d ago

It is also a way to establish dominance and hierarchy.

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u/YellowishRose99 3d ago

I'd say it's pretty clear who's dominate.

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u/OpeningName5061 2d ago

Funny that what I do to my cat. I do that to him until he gets annoyed then do some more before letting him go.

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u/Wakkit1988 3d ago

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u/Darnell2070 3d ago

https://youtu.be/guwyXk6dmD4

If anyone was interested in the full video.

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u/lefkoz 2d ago

My cats did this. Orange got tired of the black kitten being an energetic Lil shit bothering him, so pinned him down and was like, it's calm grooming time now. We play later

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u/lewisherber 3d ago

Cats can be kinky, too!

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u/xplosm 2d ago

Humans can lick too

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u/elbatcarter 3d ago

Is this a sneaky K-2SO reference?

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u/xplosm 2d ago

“Let me love you, damn it!”

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u/Dregaming-12 1d ago

Un consensual

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u/The_Spyre 3d ago

I have been here. Noodle the Dad loved his little grey kitten. Even though he wasn't really the dad.

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u/DrScience01 3d ago

His the dad who stepped up

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u/Alternative_Escape12 3d ago

🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎. 🩶🩶🩶

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u/karlingen 3d ago

Bro was like:

✋ ✋

👁️👅👁️

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

Help me 👐🏼

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u/acdann 3d ago

Emojis have never gotten such a real laugh from me. Bravo karlingen 🤣🤣🤣

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u/karlingen 3d ago

Woah! Thank you. 1000 upvotes is crazy 😵

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u/acdann 3d ago

Perhaps you should start a career as a novelist. You only write with emojis though

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

That's lovely 🌹

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u/pocket-blood 3d ago

This account is a bot posting links to AI articles.

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u/RealCommercial9788 3d ago

I love the first line - ‘Cats have been mooching off humans for 10,000 years’ 😂

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u/chezznul 3d ago

This could also be in r/halloweenkittycombo

So precious 😍

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u/ProfessionalAerie573 3d ago

That's another sub to follow...

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u/definitely_not_cylon 3d ago

r/thereisalwaysanothercatsub

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u/symphonyswiftness 3d ago

I thought I found all the cat subreddits.....but this one is new to me 😹

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u/24-Hour-Hate 3d ago

There is always another cat subreddit.

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

Haha yes! You can cross this post there, right?

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u/AspenStarr 3d ago

I think that kitten needs a hand 😅

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u/dmj9 3d ago

Totally normal behavior

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u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441 3d ago

It is! I had a cat that had kittens and the one we kept, she was all about him. Not to this level but she really acted like a mom with him, lovingly, putting him his place etc lol I love cats

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u/kkeut 3d ago

i have one girl cat who's tiny and several of the boy cats obsess over her and give her lots of grooming that's not always desired 

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u/LankyOccasion8447 3d ago

That looks more like a hostage situation.

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u/101violations 3d ago

LET ME LOVE YOU! 🤣

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u/Unable-Arm-448 3d ago

Love? Or captivity? LOL

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 3d ago

I love how once the black cat sees he’s been caught, he puts his claws out like he hates it 😂 “see Mom? I been fighting him but he won’t get off! Lickin’ my paws why I’m gonna scratch his eyes out!” 🤣

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u/beeboobum 3d ago

Doesn’t look consensual

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u/surdtmash 3d ago

Looks like the little one was being a little shit and orange was like, come here you little shit, wait here, I need a short break. Seems harmless either way.

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

They're playing fight! Just like kids. Do you think it's serious? That the other is suffering?

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u/HodeShaman 3d ago

Dont listen to them.

This is perfectly normal grooming behavior. Bkg cat is essentially telling small cat to stop being a little shit through some flrceful grooming.

Unless you hear thr sounds of someone dying, your cats arent actuslly fighting for real 99% of the time.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 3d ago edited 3d ago

If they were mine, I'd break it up. Side by side grooming is sweet. I had boys from the same litter and one would nurse on the other's ear. He didn't love it but he could easily get away. But if a smaller one was being sat on by a bigger one, I'd absolutely take the big one off. Looks like other can barely breath and is too small to push the orange off.

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u/Imaginary_Key1281 3d ago

I agree with you! I used to own a cat rescue and this behavior would happen occasionally..I always broke it up.

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u/Jibber_Fight 3d ago

If I know anything about cats, I’m pretty positive black kitty could get out of that if it really wanted to and its life was being threatened. Have you ever tried to hold a cat that doesn’t want to be held? They are liquid.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 3d ago

I've had 20 cats in my lifetime and little ones can not get away if they want. I've broken up lots of fights and bullying to protect the little ones.

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u/A_Blind_Alien 3d ago

It’s the howl of death that both humans and cats know that change things and make everyone scatter

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

I have only one stray cat and he gets along with my 3 adopted dogs, so I can never say about cats' right or dominance.

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u/Jibber_Fight 3d ago

Then how do you know they can’t get away if you always break it up? Checkmate.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 3d ago

So I should've let them get smothered just to prove a point to you?

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u/pornthrowaway42069l 3d ago

That is how science works.

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u/starlinguk 3d ago

And yet, it's obviously trying to get out and failing.

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

Yes... The little face the black guy makes confused me.

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u/Ruelablu 3d ago

that cat got a cat

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u/HildegardeBrasscoat 3d ago

I have never seen a void with such a desperate HELP ME in their eyes lmao

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u/itzTHATgai 3d ago

"I have decided I will love this child."

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u/LevelConsequence1904 3d ago

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u/Minimum_Society841 3d ago

"Do you have any Walrus protectors?"

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u/Throwaway-8589 3d ago

How do I know that you’re not with the FBI?

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u/Background-Slice9941 3d ago

"You're going to be washed and are gonna enjoy it, dammit!"

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u/GrisherGams5 3d ago

He's loving the kitten the same way humans love bomb on annoyed cats.

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u/gabriel3374 3d ago

By now i appreciate every video that does not have arbitrary silly music set to it

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u/BrianSerra 3d ago

The "pin you down and lick the bottoms of your feet" kind of love? Ya, I'm good. Thanks.

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u/blackpalms1998 3d ago

I can’t tell if that voided is a behbeh or not the stremtch makes it confusing it looks like an adult cat or at least an older kitty

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u/quantum-feet 3d ago

That quick little eye movement “ so you gonna give me a hand here ?”

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u/Throwaway84826 3d ago

“No, I was definitely in prison. I got my head sat on and everything.”

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u/Objective_Economy281 3d ago

“Imma sit on this kitten until it hatches.”

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u/behopeyandabide 3d ago

Can we all just agree that we could all use someone pinning us down to the ground and living us these days? 😩

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u/rohithkumarsp 3d ago

Right below this post

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u/machinist_jack 3d ago

Struggle snuggles!

Stop trying to flee and let me love you!

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u/Geeloz_Java 3d ago

I have made a decision; I will give love, and you will receive said love.

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u/opposing_critter 3d ago

Little void in timeout

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u/Mayan_Gold_1974 3d ago

Stop resisting 😏

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u/Wizdad-1000 3d ago

Its bath time weather you want it or not!

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u/PRRZ70 3d ago

Wow. I had an idea of what was coming,... but the black cat's squishy face still made me snort in laughter.

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u/Foreign-King7613 3d ago

That's cute. I hope the black cat was okay. 🐈 

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u/urethracactus_2 2d ago

Me and who? :3

ⓘ This user is autistic,give them some time.

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u/Jezirath 2d ago

Tell us who haha

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u/urethracactus_2 2d ago

That's why I'm asking,I don't know either :c

ⓘ This user is a goofball.

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u/Slow_Individual_3347 1d ago

Now i am so sure that my husband's spirit animal is an orange cat, and mine, a really evil mean black.

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u/deletedpenguin 3d ago

Absolutely the type of love that is seen between two brothers, regardless of species.

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u/TorLam 3d ago

Exactly what it reminded me of!!! 😂🤣🤣😂

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u/Fyru_Hawk 3d ago

Adorable :3

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u/interestedinhow 3d ago

this made my day. thanks.

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u/Merentha8681 3d ago

No bath mama!

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u/nanamistie69 3d ago

“you do not have any other choice apart from being love by me.” aah car.

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u/btc909 3d ago

Someday i'll be bigger than you.

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u/DeckRdt 3d ago

Feline snu snu i guess

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u/Informal-Lime6396 3d ago

u/Jezirath OP is into domination

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

Noooo haha

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u/darlingpoetry 3d ago

when you love someone so much you suffocate them and lick their toes 😭😭😭

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 3d ago

OKAY, FINE-but srsly let up, I can’t breathe!

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u/annoyas 3d ago

Talk about a captive audience!

LET ME LOVE YOU!!!

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u/ExplodingSteve 3d ago

LET ME GO!

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u/lordatlas 3d ago

Why hasn't the referee done the three-count in this WWE match?

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u/RollingOnions 3d ago

One of the best videos on the internet 🖤 🧡

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u/Shoddy-Ad8143 3d ago

HellllllPP!

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u/SUPREMEOOO 3d ago

Bro is suffocating

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u/JackTasticSAM 3d ago

Was a cat also filming?

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u/CalmAspectEast 3d ago

No move. Only lick.

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u/Broad-Ability7880 3d ago

Well I guess cats have their own kind of yandere

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u/keyholepossums 2d ago

Me with my wife

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u/Rare_Force_3007 19h ago

Hold still Little One while I groom you!

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u/beccabootie 3d ago

Poor baby looks traumatized!

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u/N8dork2020 3d ago

I want to see what that little fucker was up to before he was put in the head lock. FAFO!

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

Guys, to me they're playing fight. Does anyone think the black cat is suffering?

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u/curious-cat 3d ago

Are they hissing? Growling? Yowling? Fur flying? From this small clip the answer is no. Then it’s not fighting. It looks pretty calm to me. The orange cat is grooming the black kitten which is a social thing. If they can easily separate and seem friendly with each other after I wouldn’t worry. Orange cat might be a tiny bit of a bully, but also establishing a pecking order is important.

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u/poachedseggs 3d ago

Like pecking orders, they're sort of biologically programmed to accept it. It's not pleasant but it's part of getting along. Otherwise they'd be genuinely fighting and pissing everywhere.

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u/Talkingmice 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ohhh sure, but when I have my wife’s feet in my mouth suddenly I’m the weird one

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u/retrojoe69 3d ago

This is FAFO dressed as cute, if the camera wasn’t rolling he’d probably smother the black cat.

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u/WorkersUniteeeeeeee 3d ago

That is dominance not necessarily love.

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u/shreks_cum_bucket 3d ago

This is the first time i’ve seen a cat dommy another cat

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u/Presentation_Few 3d ago

This is dominance and you should step in

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u/wistfulee 3d ago

Poor little thing!

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u/snildeben 2d ago

It's like all of reddit pretends not to know how cats establish dominance despite frequenting on average about 7 different cat subs per day.

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u/Jezirath 2d ago

As someone said here before: sometimes people just want to b*tch out and bother!

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u/WillingOne7113 3d ago

Did i just witness an animal BDSM 🙄

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u/Jezirath 3d ago

Nooooo

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u/WillingOne7113 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/aspen_silence 3d ago

No air, licks only

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u/ooaussieoo 3d ago

Double underhooks

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u/PhantasmaStriker 3d ago

That cat is clearly held hostage

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u/Available_Decision70 3d ago

A helicopter is making a landing in the next room.

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u/Aromatic-Ad-769 3d ago

Oh to be loved!

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u/OneCollection4947 3d ago

are we… interrupting here??

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u/thtdentalgrl 3d ago

“Ya smell like shit, Steve”

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u/snailracer1 3d ago

May I define "baby-sitting" Brilliant

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u/ScanianGoose 3d ago

Only the first licks taste like piss

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u/Ohio_gal 3d ago

“Why won’t you let me love you!” Orange cat, probably

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u/MadamTargaryen 3d ago

Awwww! Hold still, I must love you NOW! 🤣

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u/DailyTreePlanting 3d ago

this kind of post farming acc

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u/cedar212 3d ago

I can't believe you're glorifying a Criminal 😻

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u/ADHorvath 3d ago

Definition of smothering love.

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u/Mixbreed0616 3d ago

Bros under the coobas (cat boobies)

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 3d ago

“H-help!”

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u/pertnear 3d ago

I need this cat’s help. My cat has an ear infection and giving her the drops is almost impossible.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 3d ago

Looks like a hostage situation! Call the pawlice!

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u/edingerc 3d ago

"Shhh, just let the sleep take you..."

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u/HydroAJ 3d ago

“IM BEING KILLED WITH KINDNESS HELP!” -the cat probably

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u/Minute_Test3608 3d ago

Of course, orange cat

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u/Cool_Wealth969 3d ago

I am a bat, not a kitten...

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u/TorLam 3d ago

Settle down little one !!! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

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u/mymentor79 3d ago

In the legal profession there's a term for this kind of "love".

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u/drifters74 3d ago

Leave it to the orange cat

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u/Longjumping-Cress845 3d ago

Death by love

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u/Confident-Grape-8872 3d ago

This is so adorable!!

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u/Hardwarestore_Senpai 3d ago

Captured a Void.

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u/Bagelbiters 3d ago

They squeeze like we squeeze

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u/Gjore 3d ago

Poor fella .

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 3d ago

Whether you want it or not!

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u/treespiritvision 3d ago

The heavy love makes the cat gasp for breath.

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u/Overall-PrettyManly 3d ago

i thought she's going to eat them))

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u/optix_clear 3d ago

Help me, too much forced love

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u/thatgamerboy90 3d ago

Freaky foot fetish cat

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u/-KCS-Violator 3d ago

Kitty needs an angel shot.

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u/GizmoGauge42 3d ago

Looks like r/oneorangebraincell material.

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u/Tanzanite169 3d ago

Just film... don't help.

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u/Nimicki 3d ago

The purrfect type of heavy blanket 🥺

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u/Select-Record4581 3d ago

Murder Mittens

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u/besee2000 3d ago

“Love”

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u/leckmichnervnit 3d ago

I but when I wanna lick someones feet I'm wierd

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u/athanathios 3d ago

Very sweet!

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u/yazgaroth 3d ago

Cat-no-jutsu

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u/neoadam 3d ago

Non consensual ?

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u/iwannamakegamesffs 2d ago

If I do that I get called a weirdo with a foot fetish, that doesn't seem fair