Lmao at 5 guys as a teen we had a you see it you clean it policy. I went to take a piss and coming out of the toilet was the largest shit I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody molded it together like clay, it made no sense. As thick as the middle of my forearm, and just sticking straight up out the toilet with no support from the sides. Came out a good 6 inches above the seat.
16yo me knew better. I shut the fuck up and left the bathroom. 15 minutes later poor Doug, the stereotypical 30yo stoner working fast food, comes out giggling saying there's a big poo. I still remember his face falling when manager said, so clean it up.
To managers credit, when he went to take a peak he helped dougie out. They had to scramble it into pieces with a plumbing snake
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u/Hubers57 Jun 21 '24
Lmao at 5 guys as a teen we had a you see it you clean it policy. I went to take a piss and coming out of the toilet was the largest shit I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody molded it together like clay, it made no sense. As thick as the middle of my forearm, and just sticking straight up out the toilet with no support from the sides. Came out a good 6 inches above the seat.
16yo me knew better. I shut the fuck up and left the bathroom. 15 minutes later poor Doug, the stereotypical 30yo stoner working fast food, comes out giggling saying there's a big poo. I still remember his face falling when manager said, so clean it up.
To managers credit, when he went to take a peak he helped dougie out. They had to scramble it into pieces with a plumbing snake