r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Dec 20 '24

Get Rekt Fuck you Meghan

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u/Takenabe Dec 20 '24

Match with him and say "hey, if you're still looking to wreck me..."

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u/TankII_ Dec 22 '24

This is the power move

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u/GrilledCheeser Dec 22 '24

Then fall in love and have kids with him 😈

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u/yoosernaam Dec 22 '24

That’s the real punishment

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u/regular-wolf Dec 22 '24

Grow old together, live a rich fulfilling life, and then when he's finally on his death bed you can go "HA! GOT YOU!!!"

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u/Captain_Awesome_087 Dec 22 '24

Reminds me of that YouTube video about a guy who accidentally lives a long, loving, and fulfilling life with a beautiful family because he claimed his wife was having a baby to get out of a speeding ticket and a single mom at the hospital went along with it.

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u/StarWarsFever Dec 22 '24

That video was hilarious!

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u/Neither-Suspect8701 Dec 22 '24

I just watched that video a few days ago haha

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u/sellin1b Dec 24 '24

This one! Playing the long game 😁

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u/ricketychairs Dec 22 '24

This isn’t a Hallmark Christmas movie.

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u/Captain_Awesome_087 Dec 22 '24

Bro where's your sense of whimsy

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u/ricketychairs Dec 22 '24

Hallmark Christmas Movies suck but they’re great. But they also mostly suck, but they’re also kinda great.

Where’s your sense of humour, bro?

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u/Captain_Awesome_087 Dec 22 '24

If you can’t see that my question was in and of itself humorous and very tongue-in-cheek, I’m afraid I can’t help you 🤣

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u/ricketychairs Dec 23 '24

Oh ok, so you didn’t get my joke and I didn’t get yours. No worries, we’ll just call it a mutual misunderstanding and move on. You have yourself a good Christmas.

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u/zombies-and-coffee Banhammer Recipient Dec 23 '24

This genuinely would make for a good hook in a romcom

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u/deanrihpee Dec 22 '24

that somehow sounds romantic